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penis-holster

(noun) the vagina of a current, but hopefully, soon-to-be former girlfriend or female companion. With the magic long gone, trust nonexistent, and absolutely no feelings are desires for her, and she likewise regarding you, her tired and ugly twat has become just a place to put it till something better comes along for you.
Jordan still got weak-kneed whenever Travis got rough with him. Jordan was known as a Cook, and right now he had a ready bake oven set to broil in anticipation of his butt-lover to treat his whole entire anus as his own disposable penis-holster, he didn’t mind being used and thought of as garbage. Privately Jordan Cooked up the idea of that instead it was John Wayne Gacy whose personal penis-holster he was . He was just hopeful John, Travis, or whoever the fuck would let him suck that cock directly after pulling it out of his ass. ‘A boy can dream “ Jordan Cooked up a stiffy.
by Nikki Stixx May 5, 2023
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cigar holster

Bill Clinton: Monica I have no where to put my cigar.
Monica: Why don't you try my cigar holster?
by docoperator November 21, 2016
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holster sagging

Pants that are pulled down from a person wearing a gun holster. It often results in a person's underwear or butt crack showing. sagging pants, gun, holster, law enforcement, police, cowboy, sheriff
The cop was a bag guy and he wore baggy pants and suffered from a bad case of holster sagging.
by joecoolthefool January 16, 2016
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Cock Holster

Rough slang for another man's lips - referring to them as accommodating a penis as a holster does a pistol. Thought to have originated in military boot camp.
"Hey - you better snap that cock holster shut before I shut it with my boot!"
by Sergeant Shank March 27, 2017
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Love holsters

The excess fat of an obese person that is used as handholds when mounting for doggy style. Most Love holsters, are found on or near the hips and or the back.
Dude I couldn't get up on her from the front, so I used her love holsters to pull my self up to her pooter.
by Stiffie95 July 10, 2010
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cock holster

Mouth. Used to tell someone to shut up (in about the worst way you can).
by Ed Anger February 23, 2003
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nose holster

Please allow me to bury my face in your amazing nose holster.
by Chas Rockwell January 15, 2015
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