a very fast woman, inclined to have sexual relations on the first date, has a potpourri of children by multiple fathers, schemes to convince you that one of her children is yours in order to drain your bank account
Dude watch that gurl, she is a total Hoesetta. I took her out last weekend and hit it. She went to the free clinic for a pregnancy test and swears I'm going to be a daddy!
by Madame Cashmere August 31, 2010
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On this day, in New Mexico, Heisenberg Day is celebrated. Every family has to cook blue meth and the challenge is to make it as pure as possible.
by AndreKakka April 6, 2022
Get the Heisenberg Day mug.When you are playing a board game and you have to reach far across the table to draw a card or move your piece, the player hoists their boobs onto the table to prevent a boob chop.
Erin uses the boob hoist technique to avoid a boob chop, while Aimee's boobs are so small she doesn't have to worry about a hoist or a chop.
by Millie Mustang April 28, 2019
Get the Boob Hoist mug.A hoe with such a whorish vigor for Tanning, Getting slammed, Hair extensions, and getting railed so hard that the amount of whoredom has endowed her with a copious degree of titillating power--thus turning her into a Goddess.
Not to be confused with any normal hoe, slut, or skank, she towers above them with her many ways of drawing an ordinary male's (or said male's sexual organs) attention.
Not to be confused with any normal hoe, slut, or skank, she towers above them with her many ways of drawing an ordinary male's (or said male's sexual organs) attention.
Yea, you will love me, for you will soon know my awesome power. I am Hoeseidon, Queen of all the Hoecean.
Hoesiedon's thong has been said to cure any man's erectile dysfunction.
Hoesiedon's thong has been said to cure any man's erectile dysfunction.
by Simon Bensen: Philanthropist April 1, 2010
Get the Hoeseidon mug.1. A verb, meaning to go out of your way to kill something in an online game even though it will inevitably lead to the demise of the whole team.
2. "Hoiles" - To be extremely late to reply or get back to somebody for no real reason other than 'checking stuff'
2. "Hoiles" - To be extremely late to reply or get back to somebody for no real reason other than 'checking stuff'
1. Oh my god that guy is fucking Hoilesing so bad.. wat a tard.
2. Lol yeah he took like 3 hour to get back to me.. what a hoiles.
2. Lol yeah he took like 3 hour to get back to me.. what a hoiles.
by Jefferson Ford June 5, 2010
Get the Hoilesing mug.this bad bitch aka ken kaneki has like 10 personalities and one of them is haise sasaki, the house cleaner
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