The habit of storing things at other’s homes or properties, typically because one is running out of space, under the guise of a long-term loan, with the idea that it will be available when needed without having to store at one’s own home or property.
Nathan knew that Shawn and his girlfriend wanted to start kayaking, so he offered to lend Shawn his two kayaks and let him keep them at his property under the guide of a long term loan, but as remote hoarding, Nathan’s can come get them whenever he needs to.
by HotMonster65 October 19, 2025
Get the Remote hoardingmug. The practice of never deleting a file from online archive; one who practice digital hoarding must do so without guilt or fear from reprisal. They just buy more space.
Itʻs a good thing I practice digital hoarding, otherwise I would never have been able to find that document from 2006.
by LovelyHulaHands September 20, 2023
Get the Digital Hoardingmug. “There’s a dragon’s hoard of junk in here.”
“The higher-ups are not giving up any of their dragon's hoard.”
“The higher-ups are not giving up any of their dragon's hoard.”
by EggySpaghetti August 11, 2023
Get the dragon's hoardmug. An absurd amount of fucking pocket change, typically found in people's cupholders, or customers who are asses.
"Damn Mike! You got a big-ass dragon hoard in your car!"
"Ugh, here comes that one customer, Bill, with his fucking dragon hoard."
"Ugh, here comes that one customer, Bill, with his fucking dragon hoard."
by Tparrett8 March 26, 2025
Get the Dragon hoardmug. What all the fat fucks in the United States decided to do when they heard that a pandemic was coming.
No one knows exactly why this occurred since toilet paper cannot protect you from the No No Virus. If you ask a hoarder they will use the lazy excuse about indefinite quarantines as though that justifies buying 3 years worth from Costco by the pallet. Someone even made a website about this shit and of course, most everyone had too much butt paper. Go figure.
Some greedy good for nothings also tried to make a profit to “help their family”, only to get the banhammer from the Feds for selling Charmin at a 1200% markup on eBay. Amateurs.
You can find some pseudo-intellectual bullshit in the media about comfort and the bullwhip effect, yada yada - this is the nice way of saying people are retards and controlled by their reptilian impulses.
Many lulz will ensue in the coming months when things calm down and all the butt cucks try to return their paper paradise to Walmart, only to be told no and to gtfo.
No one knows exactly why this occurred since toilet paper cannot protect you from the No No Virus. If you ask a hoarder they will use the lazy excuse about indefinite quarantines as though that justifies buying 3 years worth from Costco by the pallet. Someone even made a website about this shit and of course, most everyone had too much butt paper. Go figure.
Some greedy good for nothings also tried to make a profit to “help their family”, only to get the banhammer from the Feds for selling Charmin at a 1200% markup on eBay. Amateurs.
You can find some pseudo-intellectual bullshit in the media about comfort and the bullwhip effect, yada yada - this is the nice way of saying people are retards and controlled by their reptilian impulses.
Many lulz will ensue in the coming months when things calm down and all the butt cucks try to return their paper paradise to Walmart, only to be told no and to gtfo.
My neighbor has been entertaining herself by engaging in toilet paper hoarding. She has 14 pallets and can’t even park her car in the garage anymore.
by TauKitty April 21, 2020
Get the Toilet Paper Hoardingmug. The act of diving into someone's hoard. Usually for fun or profit.
Similar to dumpster diving, but instead of a dumpster, it's a private residence packed full of crap.
Similar to dumpster diving, but instead of a dumpster, it's a private residence packed full of crap.
Pedro went hoard diving in Valencia and found a dead cat and some movie posters from 1981.
Rescuers had to hoard dive to get to the fat old man buried under his hoard.
Rescuers had to hoard dive to get to the fat old man buried under his hoard.
by dconder July 28, 2011
Get the Hoard Divingmug. by C-leezy March 31, 2023
Get the Scatter hoardingmug.