paris hilton

squinty eyed,crusty cunt

she ain't pretty. she is a squinty eyed skank.
paris hilton is so used, she has a crusty cunt from all the cum deposits.

by Katkins October 29, 2007

paris hilton

One of the most (If not THE most)redundant celebrities to ever walk this earth. Also a parasite who feeds on the media attention so much so that she has attempted to worm her way into almost every niche of show-business. (E.g. Television (Lol) A biography. (Lol) A Pop career (Lol!) and an Actress (Roflmao!!)

Bob: That movie with Paris Hilton in it was probably the best I've seen in a while, y'know, House Of Wax.
Jim: I agree, Paris Hilton with a pole through the eye...What's not to love?

by Code-:BeaverBrains:- October 30, 2007

paris hilton's monkey

Something nebulously disgusting, usually in a sexual sense, without a clear definition.

Man, he was so drunk! I bet he totally got the old "Paris Hilton's monkey" from that ugly ho.

by beanfootage August 17, 2006

paris hilton borg

Derogatory term for the collective mass of young women who seek to emulate Paris Hilton's sense of "Style".

Damn, the club I went to last night sucked. I was knee deep in Paris Hilton Borg.

by Korgmeister April 21, 2006

Paris Hilton

Stupid spoiled whore currently stuck up Mr. Slave's ass.

Oh, Jesuth Chritht! You girls don't want to be like Paris Hilton. She's a nobody.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

Hitonstraightguyinitis

Hitonstraighguyinitis, is a disease that occurs when a gay guy becomes lonely, or goes for a long time withouta boyfriend, and starts to hit on straight guys.

Jason broke up with his boyfriend William about 2 months ago, and I think he's developing a case of Hitonstraightguyinitis.

by jaysunson91 August 27, 2008

paris hilton

Out of anyone who is a favorite of American supermodels, she is the scrawniest and most pathetic one of them all. People like her keep sending the message that "super skinny is super beautiful", and with her way of life, shes bound to have an endless record of greedy bitching, DUIs, and divorces. People who follow her will just die as fast as she will.

Is that her real name? PARIS HILTON??? Wow, I guess she was born the richest girl in America.

by Mernefog January 4, 2007