An area in Issaquah, Washington that is "above everything." People around here generally are rich, arrogant snobs whose kids don't care about anything except for friends and drugs. Although there are the snobby bad people, there are nice, clean people whose kids do well in school and are nice and clean like them.
The Issaquah Highlands? Pssshh, there is no way in hell that I'll let my kids become arrogant jerks.
by Canada ftw May 16, 2016
Get the Issaquah Highlands mug.After having sexual intercourse with a woman, when the man forgets to pull out and accidently ejaculates inside the woman and the woman becomes very upset, the man will say to the woman, "Dont worry, for I am the Highlander". Since the highlander can't get women pregnant this is a good way to shut the said woman up. If the woman is unconvinced the man can then grab a fork and shove it in a electrical socket and while being electrocuted he can scream 'THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!"
Hey man, I forgot to pullout of my girlfriend last night but it's alright 'cuz I used "The Highlander" trick.
by kyuuketsukou January 12, 2013
Get the The Highlander mug.The Southern Highlands is a popular place for tourists of all kinds, though it is a health hazard because it is one of the two plantation tracts of the Yimmoy, a toxic plant to most humans. And because this yellow liquidy substance is present, there is an enormous amount of Andolokingnols is the area, another extremely dangerous life form. Not only that, if the Andolokingnol finds any creature near the Yimmoy, it would kill it slowly and painfully, and because the Andolokingnol are so fast, you would have no chance of getting away. Now, back to the Southern Highlands- The Southern Highlands are situated on the Eastern side of Never Seen Whaling (NSW), inland of the coast. It is mountanous, and for it's posotion, quite dry. It snows regularly in the higher parts, though most of the time it is a peaceful and monotonous place. It is a 1 and a half to 2 and a half hour drive from Sydney, and the climate is usually mildly warm, overcast, frosty and dry.
Lily: 'Where ARE you taking us?'
Catherine: 'Ah, just to the Southern Highlands'
Lily: 'You're joking! We'll die surely, no doubt about it, the Yimmoy are toxic!'
Catherine: 'Well, yes, they are, but we won't be going anywhere near them of course, because if we did, we'd be gobbled up by the Andolokingnol before you could say 'Southern Highlands'!
Lily: 'That's exactly my point . . .'
Catherine: 'Ah, just to the Southern Highlands'
Lily: 'You're joking! We'll die surely, no doubt about it, the Yimmoy are toxic!'
Catherine: 'Well, yes, they are, but we won't be going anywhere near them of course, because if we did, we'd be gobbled up by the Andolokingnol before you could say 'Southern Highlands'!
Lily: 'That's exactly my point . . .'
by Germah Horltott May 6, 2011
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by AnonymousHalal24 December 14, 2019
Get the Highlands School mug.A philosophy that states that you are the best. The highlander will do anything to make himself seem better than the other including betraying his best friend. Highlanders will tell various lies to make himself feel better. He will act like an angel in front of his parents, but a complete jerk in front of others.
Highlander do actions which he thinks to be making him look good, however it will do the opposite, actions include; stupid faces of forced emotions, constatn unnecessary flexing, flexing the jawbone, and stupid noises
Highlander do actions which he thinks to be making him look good, however it will do the opposite, actions include; stupid faces of forced emotions, constatn unnecessary flexing, flexing the jawbone, and stupid noises
Yo this waste man is such a highlander,
by Dr.Dreeliopredeib June 10, 2015
Get the Highlander mug.Misnomer for Virginia-Highland neighborhood of Atlanta, commonly used by fratboys, housefraus, OTP fucks, and transplants. Occassionally used by a particularly idoitic Virginia-Highland resident.
Dumbass: "Let's go to the Highlands for beers!"
Me: "Let me know where you'll be so I can tell the bartender to poison your drink."
Me: "Let me know where you'll be so I can tell the bartender to poison your drink."
by Nick Victim April 29, 2004
Get the the highlands mug.1. A student at the Highland School in Warrenton, VA, usually either gay, pregnant, and/or a giant douche.
2. A student who is barely too smart for public school, but too stupid for a good private school.
2. A student who is barely too smart for public school, but too stupid for a good private school.
"What the hell is wrong with that guy? He is a total douche."
"Don't worry, he's just a highlander."
"How can you not know who William Taft is? You're such a highlander."
"Don't worry, he's just a highlander."
"How can you not know who William Taft is? You're such a highlander."
by cawknballz December 1, 2009
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