Herpes
Herpes by ThePettyGoth December 20, 2025
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When you knowingly have sex with someone who has herpes or some other sexual transmitted disease solely because they are extremely attractive and/or you are extremely sexually aroused.
"I can't believe you are trying to fuck her!" Jared said
"Why?" Thomas asked, "She's really hot!"
"You remember 'hot-balls Dan'? Who do you think gave him the hot balls? He was warned and he herpes fucked her anyway"
"I'll use a condom, because I am going to herpes fuck her too. She is hot and I have me some blue balls," Thomas retorted.
"'hot-balls Dan' used a condom too," Jared responded, "Her scabs tore a hole in it!"
Thomas said, "Well.... YOLO! I am going to eat that... well maybe not eat it.... but I am going to fuck that pussy!"
"Why?" Thomas asked, "She's really hot!"
"You remember 'hot-balls Dan'? Who do you think gave him the hot balls? He was warned and he herpes fucked her anyway"
"I'll use a condom, because I am going to herpes fuck her too. She is hot and I have me some blue balls," Thomas retorted.
"'hot-balls Dan' used a condom too," Jared responded, "Her scabs tore a hole in it!"
Thomas said, "Well.... YOLO! I am going to eat that... well maybe not eat it.... but I am going to fuck that pussy!"
herpes fuck by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018
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Herpes Hot
an extreme level of physical attractiveness where the existence of herpes becomes irrelevant to whether one would engage in sexual intercourse with that person.
I found out that she had herpes, but she is so hot that I still hooked up with her. She's Herpes Hot.
Herpes Hot by numberoneskank April 10, 2012
Herpes Ninja
I'm a Ninja I'm a Herpes Ninja!
Man I got away with sleeping with that cuz I'm a Herpes Ninja.
I can sleep with her cuz I'm a Herpes Ninja.
Man I got away with sleeping with that cuz I'm a Herpes Ninja.
I can sleep with her cuz I'm a Herpes Ninja.
Herpes Ninja by omega123180 February 26, 2010
Herpes Simplex 08108
When a shit show of a social media post keeps flaring up because someone else has to chime in with THEIR opinion and/or witty retort.
It burns when I pee and also when I post in Facebook Groups. The doc says I have a wicked case of Herpes Simplex 08108. I asked him why he has to be such an asshole? I got three likes for my last response and he only got two. That means I am right.
Herpes Simplex 08108 by MetaMike November 25, 2018
Herpes Multiplex
A Viral infection contracted from the direct contact to mucus membrane of soiled movie theater seating.
Adam- "Yo man, did you hear that Alyssia got Herpes?"
Doug- "Herpes simplex x2?"
Adam- "Nah guy, she got Herpes Multiplex from the dirty seats at the movie theater when she saw Transformers II"
Doug- "Damn dude, I'l send her flowers"
Doug- "Herpes simplex x2?"
Adam- "Nah guy, she got Herpes Multiplex from the dirty seats at the movie theater when she saw Transformers II"
Doug- "Damn dude, I'l send her flowers"
Herpes Multiplex by StreetBikeTakeover July 25, 2009