hermiston

N. A ho-dunk little town located in Oregon. Home of the first Shari's restaurant.

Dude, I went to Hermiston, and there was nothing there; seriously.

by Skittlesofdoom June 17, 2008

herbit

a person that is secluded from society and just focused on the herb

Boy, George has sure turned into a herbit since he got that hookah.

by Topcat450 December 9, 2008

herbivore

1. one who eats their greens, and nothing but.
2. one who smokes their greens, and loves it

1. The brontosaurus was an herbivorous dinosaur.
2. Call up the herbivores to get the sypha started.

by Marybutt May 14, 2007

Herbivore Boy

Japanese slang for a feminine boy. Kind of like a metro guy who is quiet and sensitive.

"He is so kawaii in his pink mickey mouse shirt and styled hair!"
"He is a herbivore boy"

by hollyyyyyyyylylyly April 4, 2010

herbosexual

Much like homosexuals, herbosexuals love each other very much, but instead of being bound together by each other's penises, they're mutual love is for marijuana.
Every stoner, at some point, has an herbosexual life partner. This is their favorite person to smoke weed with, and because of that eventually becomes their best friend for life, because they realize they have many other things in common and their affection for each other flourishes through the many stoned epiphanies, and other experiences they share.

If you are a stoner, and are not in an herbosexual civil union, you start to feel like one of those women who are turning 35 and still haven't found a man to have a family with, like Jennifer Aniston on The Switch. A stoner without a BFF, is like a pornstar without fake titties. It's just awkward.

Famous Herbosexual couples:
-Cheech+Chong
-Harold+Kumar
-Saul+Dale Denton (Pineapple Express)
-Smokey+Craig (Friday)
-Jay+Silent Bob
-Jesse+Chester (Dude, Where's My Car?)
-Larry+Rico (Puff, Puff, Pass)
-Betty White+Charlie Sheen (it's a little know fact that they were smoking buddies back in college).

Btw, drinking buddies are nothing like Herbosexuals. A drinking buddy can really be anyone. Herbosexuals are special, someone you really trust. Drinking buddies are like freaky trannies on the corner, and Herbosexuals are happy married couples.

Al: Man...I feel bad for Steve. He doesn't have a good stoner friend. *Pass of the bong, stare at Steve asleep on couch*

Rylee: *Receives bong* Yea, well I guess we can have a polygamous herbosexual relationship with him.

Al: Woah, woah, what do you think this is, Half-Baked? Those kind of relationships don't work in real life. An herbosexual relationship is supposed to be between two dudes and a bong. An occasional 3rd dude is acceptible at parties and large get-togethers...but all the time? That would upset the balance of the universe.

Rylee: You know, it's highdeas like that that made me choose you as my herbosexual life partner. Let's finish this bowl and then go take a shower. No homo.

by BigJohnOnthe Radio April 8, 2011

Herbs

n. An inept moron. One who says dumb things at innapropriate times.

One who rips off ideas from other people. (aka Herbamania, H-Factor, Herbitude V 1.0)

Wow, that was the goddamn stupidest thing I've ever heard. He really did pull a Herbs.

by monkeydude August 30, 2003

Herdís

Herdís is an Icelandic female name. The word is made from 2 icelandic words: Her and Dís.
Her means army and Dís means fairy
Herdís= The fairy of war.

My name is Herdís

by icy avalon April 27, 2009