hemp tramp

An amazing person, beautiful, kind hearted, funny, nice smile, occasionally enjoys hemp.

Wow that girl Michelle is a total hemp tramp

by Mic click June 14, 2017

Hempress

NOUN
a woman, or earthling who identifies as such, who is a sovereign hemp ruler of great power and rank, especially one ruling a hempire.

The Hempress Sativa rocked the mic in Kingston, Jamaica whilst her hempire watched and cheered her on at the annual hemp festival.

by #mrshempstress October 15, 2019

Hempfield

A school filled with: crack heads, pot heads, and whores. The funding is spent on sports that are the worst. Either your an academic or drug junkie. Other then that your just fucked up.

MIKE: DUDE! there's a dip in the field
Elliott: I KNOW!!!
HEMPFIELD ADMINISTRATION:
(20 million dollars later)
MIKE: DUDE! the dip's smaller!!!
Elliott: Which one?

by hempfield alumni August 2, 2009

humpy dumpy

1. the act of having sex with someone shortly before ending a relationship. Also known as "loving an leaving" or "goodbye sex".

2. Figurine, statue, or plus character of a bear in a Humpty Dumpty suit

1. I gave her the good ol' humpy dumpy since the relationship was in the toilet anyway.

2. I bought the cutest little Humpy Dumpy figurine online today.

by Jay Dower May 30, 2006

Hempfest

The worlds Phattest Pro-Testival!

"Whoa man did you hear that Dude speak at Hempfest this year?"
"Word, he was a righteous Freak!

by Rev. RayRay October 18, 2007

humpy hammocks

a game where two people bounce up and down on each side of the hammock like a retard
usually played in cancun club med

(sometimes if you are lucky you find a full pack of stride gum that makes you crazy because its most likely poisened)

lets go play humpy hammocks

by Jewls and Cookiee December 14, 2010

Hempstead

The place where you geta shot.

"In ah' Hempstead, you getta shot"

by Arthur March 11, 2004