tossing a hemi

Tossing a salad while your partner has a hemorroid

I bought some preperation H for my date tonight because I’m planning on tossing a hemi.

by Dickwyne January 6, 2024

Hemi

He's a great person with a great outcome in life if you ever meet a hemi keep him close and love him more than anything he will be there for you no matter how hard times get he will love you forever and will want you to be happy and he will always put your needs above his own

A hemi will love you more than words can describe

by anonymous October 20, 2020

Hemi-ideoaudment

Verb
1)
The act of listening to someone and thinking about something else at the same time

Broken down definition:

Hemi- similar to ‘semi,’ except it always means half instead of changing w/ context
ideo- thoughts
aud- hearing, sound, listening

ment- the act of doing something or the result of an action

Pronunciation:

hemi (rhymes with semi)
ideo (idea except the a is an o) ((also the o is silent when pronouncing the word))
aud (just like audio)
ment (you know this)

Alternative pronunciation explanation:

Semi-idea-odd-ment
‘S’ becomes ‘H’
Remove ‘A’

I’m not very good at Hemi-ideoaudment, could you repeat that?

by imaGentleman March 20, 2024

Hemi bisexual

It's the same as bisexual but you only like 1 gender

K1:This kids a homo

K2:no hes not hes hemi bisexual

by Nice cock4t5 July 1, 2020

Hemi

Hemi = Homy. Sometimes people say "homy" but they pronounce it as "hemi". HEHMEE = HOHMEE. You dig?

"Yo, wassup, hemi?"
"Yo mom, my nig."
- Legends of Chamberlain Heights (actual TV show)

by FakeName2020 April 30, 2021