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The people at urban dictionary have kidnapped me, and are forcing me to write 10 definitions every minute. I think there are at least 3 other people here. They only feed me bread with a cup of water for breakfast lunch and dinner. I haven't bathed since they kidnapped me. I am surrounded by metal walls. PLEASE HELP ME
HELP ME, I have been kidnapped by Urban Dictionary, but don't worry this is a joke.
by TennisPlayer69 June 2, 2021
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Helars

A retarded way of saying hilarious. usually intentions to piss the other person off by repeating it.
Jim: That youtube video is so helars! i mean really really helars!

Bob: Shut the fuck up, say it right thats not even a word!

Jim: Helars is a word retarded look it up on urban dictionary.

***Repeats***
by Mr. JKM Bunny March 31, 2010
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Helaman

Coming from the mormon religion, out of the Book of Mormon.
Helaman was a Warrior who led 2000 men to battle and not 1 ended up dying as they promised their mothers they would fight hard and come back.

Helaman is a very unique name and if you are lucky enough to meet a boy named Helaman you will be very lucky indeed. They are said to have good luck and crazy outgoing personalities. They tend to be adventurous and travel a lot on a whim. They will never cease to make you laugh. They are witty and very strong and handsome, most likely mormon.
Helaman is one in a million.
by sunisfun December 20, 2010
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help lah

A phrase to express one's shock at another's inability to perform supposedly simple tasks.

A phrase to express one's surprise or disbelief at another's unconventional way of performing a task.

It can also be used to showcase one's frustration when something does not go as planned.
1. Help lah! You're already an adult, yet you do not know how to tie your shoelaces.

2. Help lah! The MRT service has been disrupted due to a track fault yet again!
by Nungbak September 26, 2017
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halapino

outcome of when a hawaiian suduces a filipino but forgets to wear a condom.
what do you call a hawaiian mixed with filipino? Halapino
by John ablang August 17, 2010
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help

dude there's a freaking ginormous spider just staring at me please send help aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by IWILLSKINYOURMOM April 2, 2020
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Help Wanted

Help Wanted is first episode of SpongeBob SquarePants. It aired on May 1, 1999, and it's plot revolves around SpongeBob joining the Krusty Krab.
The official SpongeBob channel has uploaded Help Wanted onto YouTube. Give it a watch.
by The Chicken Didn't Die in Vain September 13, 2021
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