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Heifer

The female variety of a shit cunt.

It's Australian slang to describe a women who has been a complete cunt to you or is a general wanker of a human being. Often referred to as the opposite of a Sheila. Can often be used in a sentence as "Bos Taurus Heifer" to really exclaim hate against this female.
**women serving drinks at a bar is being bitchy** - turns around to mate and says "wells she's a heifer".

**sitting on a tram and women tells you to stop manspreading** - turn to her and say "fuck off you heifer"
by pussay69 June 18, 2019
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Heimerdinger

Heimerdinger is a champion, not that!!
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heibernia

the juice emitted from the thelly
sorry i messed up your golf clubs, i just got all my heibernia on them
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heiferbitch

adj. a word used describe someone you dislike very much, whereas one derogatory term just isn't enough

syn. heifer-bitch, hobitch, skanky-bitch, etc.
Girl 1: Come on, we about to go whup Loquecia's ass!!

Girl 2: What's up? I thought she was your gurl.

Girl 1: That heiferbitch is skeemin on my man, so it's ON!!!
by Johnesia July 21, 2005
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armored heifer

If you take cream with your coffee, there is armored heifer in the pantry.
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heider

That super awesome guy with a name that no one understands, like seriously, is it German??
Hey look, it's heider with his turtle
by Heheheimcool February 23, 2015
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Helmer

Synonym for internet forum troll. This type of troll remains on topic, but will use other, more subtle tactics to inflame and incite other posters.

These tactics vary, ranging from purposefully aggravating signatures, avatars or fonts.

An inside joke of the Helmer is to use the word Helmer in the username, signature or avatar. It's a reference to the infamous "Helmer mass banning" that occurred on the My Little Pony forum in 2004.
Poster1 : That guy has some good points, but he has a picture of Jesus bullfighting an anus for his av and his font makes him seem really pretentious. Is it just me, or is that guy a gimmick?

Poster2 : He's not a gimmick, he's a Helmer, ignore him.
by realityking August 14, 2010
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