hiffler

A person of disability who walks with a limp. Often caused by birth defects such as; moms who didn't smoke pot while pregnant, dads who have tattoos and being conceived under power lines at 5:04am.

Look at that cripple shes a hiffler.

Hifflers hate steps.

Bob has been a hiffler since his Lion taiming accident.

by SS Express August 8, 2008

hefferexia

A person with a normal BMI, who will at random consume an obese amount of food and calories at one sitting without gaining weight or using an improper digestion technique.

My hefferexia is going into full drive today. Prior to noon I ate 2 brownies, a donut, ice cream, a beef and fries from Portillos and all I can think about right now is a peppermint patty.

by Baybalu September 1, 2011

Heffer Hopper

Somebody that has loads of sex with fat girls.

"Dude, did you see Dan's new fuck buddy?"
"Yeah, he's such a heffer hopper!"

by Susan Strong September 29, 2012

Heffernen

A slang term for someone who is being an unnecessary CUNT, or douchebag.

My God, why is Aaron being such a Heffernen today?
Oh he ran out of pot and he's a little on edge.

by Josh McGrogan August 10, 2017

creek heffer

one step above a swamp donkey. see swamp donkey

man ur right, my girl really is a swamp donkey. maybe i should trade her in for a creek heffer!

by thekeymaykr December 28, 2010

thirsty heffer

A fat bitch (like cow size) who does anything for attention to draw boys or a crowd toward her.

Look at that thirsty heffer over there bending down with her no ass that be looking like cottage cheese.

by SlayQueen4life April 4, 2017

Water Heffer

A water heffer is a person that is like a very fat cow. People dont really have a reason for the water part, but it sounds better that way. It’s like saying “look at that fat cow in the water!”

“Damnnnn…that bitch is a water heffer frfr!”

by you’re so hot December 26, 2022