1) Used to decribe a female that has has the wrong priorities. Focuses her attention on unimportant matters.
Has unrealistic goals.
Has unrealistic goals.
Kevin
"Hey Vikkie you don't look so good, maybe you should go to the hospital"?
Vikkie Hood Heffer
"I can't my health insurance is suspended because I haven't paid my premium is 3 months"
Kevin
"Why did you let it get behind"
Vikkie
"I used that extra money to go to allstar weekend"
"Hey Vikkie you don't look so good, maybe you should go to the hospital"?
Vikkie Hood Heffer
"I can't my health insurance is suspended because I haven't paid my premium is 3 months"
Kevin
"Why did you let it get behind"
Vikkie
"I used that extra money to go to allstar weekend"
by Cadillac Kev December 27, 2007
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Get the Heffer mug.A heffer on a whole different level. An extremely obesely obese individual breaking the point of no return on the fatness level.
Example 1:
Person 1: Holy fuck, look at that heffer and a half over there!
Person 2: My god, they must weigh 1200 pounds!
Example 2:
Person 1: Have you seen Dave’s new girlfriend??
Person 2: No, she pretty??
Person 1: Uhhh, she’s a heffer and a half but, she’s got a HUGE personality.
Person 1: Holy fuck, look at that heffer and a half over there!
Person 2: My god, they must weigh 1200 pounds!
Example 2:
Person 1: Have you seen Dave’s new girlfriend??
Person 2: No, she pretty??
Person 1: Uhhh, she’s a heffer and a half but, she’s got a HUGE personality.
by countryboy2004 February 14, 2024
Get the Heffer and a half mug.Heffer: a way to describe people that you view as swag and epic. A baddass bitch per say. A cool chum. A stylin person who just knows the vibes and is always poppin a perk but is also down to earth and can sit with you for an espresso and a great conversation.
Friend 1: hey I’m getting lunch tomorrow with Sophia Boin, have you heard anything about her?
Friend 2: no way… that’s my motherfucking heffer.
Friend 1: oh thank god. I love hanging with a heffa.
Friend 2: ya no worries, you’re goonin with a real heff, your in good hands heffa.
Friend 1: thanks heffer, love you.
Friend 2: np my heffa, give that heffa Sophia my best.
Friend 2: no way… that’s my motherfucking heffer.
Friend 1: oh thank god. I love hanging with a heffa.
Friend 2: ya no worries, you’re goonin with a real heff, your in good hands heffa.
Friend 1: thanks heffer, love you.
Friend 2: np my heffa, give that heffa Sophia my best.
by Mamaheffer June 2, 2022
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Get the heffer mug.Something you call your friend who is kinda your friend and your partner. You guys say that you are friends but do relationship type things/ there are deep/serious feelings involved.
They can also be called Freiancees (a step up from friends, but not yet at the relationship stage).
They can also be called Freiancees (a step up from friends, but not yet at the relationship stage).
Hi, my name is Jane and this is my heffer Jill.
No, not in that way, we are just in a homoerotic relationship.
The sexual tension between my heffer and I is insane these days.
No, not in that way, we are just in a homoerotic relationship.
The sexual tension between my heffer and I is insane these days.
by SadGalO1 March 19, 2025
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