Heffner

A person that goes to great lengths and long painstaking hours to find that one thing that has alluded them for generations. Abandoning love, friendships, career, food, hygiene, and manners in order to make a way out of no way. Embracing the many hours of torture and ridiculous stares that come from the pursuit of the authentic, beautiful, and perfect Badonkadonk. From the German verb Heffen which means "to search for booty".

I mean really, staying at it in the mirror, isn't going to make it any bigger. I like her, but I wish she would just stop being such a Heffner.

by StirringUpTrouble January 19, 2015

hefferlump

A lazy, fat woman usually being rude or you are insulting them with vulgarity

"Get up and do the dishes you hefferlump!"

by DictumiJ May 27, 2014

hefty honey

A voluptuous curvy fat woman who attracts chubby chasers.

I like to find me some hefty honeys that make a fried chicken so good it'll make you slap yo mama!

by PWizard April 11, 2015

Hefferweisengirl

Usually a girl that is very fat brown and ugly and likes cheap beer like hefferweizen

Yo that girl is a hefferweisengirl

by Swagrats October 5, 2016

hefty hogs

Unlike the heavenly hog these girls are hideous and can range from 250 to a whopping 500 pounds. Can be seen grazing at all you can eat joints.

Holy shit look at those hefty hogs dam her arm fat just waved at me.

by Mr rumplenuts April 20, 2017

Hooty Heffer

"Greasy Twinkies"

Aka: Fugly Replacements That are so ugly and greasy
You can scrape pounds of

crisco off them

When u see your replacement

"Wow .....that bitch"

New horror movie
"The Greasy Twinkie Returns"

"Making cookies has never

been so easy"

When u see your replacement

just call her a "Hooty Heffer"

because she wont understand
and you can just laugh and laugh while she tries to figure it out.

by GreasyTwinke June 4, 2016

Lefty Hefty Righty Flighty

For when you have to go counter clockwise directions to tighten or loosen something.

Lefty Hefty Righty Flighty. That’s not a righty tighty screw. It’s a lefty hefty. If you want to remove it, it’s a righty flighty. :) *looks at left over screw*

by CheshirePup January 10, 2022