Steve Jobs heaven

Where your iWhatever and other Apple-related gadgets go goes when they die.

Travis: Shit, dude. I accidentally dropped a sledge hammer on my iPhone. I think I killed it.
Kenny: Yeah, it's gone to Steve Jobs heaven.

by hotelsuicide February 1, 2010

headache

something that i constantly have

HEADACHES

by bigbitch94 November 13, 2018

Headahh

A word used in a sarcastic or mocking tone to deride an individual for foolish behaviors that they have committed or would be known to commit, often accompanied with a hashtag.

Bro #1: Yo bro I think I'm in love

Bro #2: 'Ya gotta step like this to be a Soulja Girl' headahh

by pele2 August 7, 2014

Heaven Lipping

Heaven Lipping is another term for the phrase "Nigger Lipping". It refers to the act of making a cigarette, blunt, joint, etc wet with excess lip usage. Usually very annoying, but forgivable depending on how cute the person is.

Jesse: Yo dude who was Heaven lipping this shit.
Alex: Oh, I think it's pretty obvious.

by cleolemon717 March 3, 2010

Hybrid Heaven

One of the coolest games for Nintendo 64. Its an RPG/fighting game where your in an underground secret lab filled with mutants and you go around beating the crap out of them. It has some of the best graphics on N64. Go get it!

Hybrid Heaven- get it now

by zxcv July 5, 2005

Headassery

The act of doing stupid shit

Girl 1: my boyfriend cheated on me 2 weeks ago, but he’s changed now so we’re getting back together

Girl 2: Stop the headassery, you know damn well he hasn’t changed

by Cabbage11 April 23, 2018

heaved hoe

A hoe that spends all day lying naked on her bed(or some other soft surface) masturbating and looking all used up, because of all the nymphomania she has gotten from fucking countless men throughout most of her life as a young woman.

The term "heaved" means fucked once so many times to the point of extensive use and has absolutely nothing to do with the phrase "heave ho," which sailors use as a command for pulling something, such as a rope, cable, or fishing net.

Daaaayum, won't dat bitch get up, stop jillin off and do sumthin' productive? Fo sheezy, someone call a doctor to get dat heaved hoe on rehab!

by Mark H August 31, 2004