Headlock

Headlock (noun) — cannabis-specific

Definition: A cannabis-induced state where the mind remains clear and aware, but the head experiences intense physical discomfort or fatigue, typically occurring right before greening out.

Justification: “Headlock deserves its own word because it names a common cannabis experience where mental clarity remains intact while physical distress sets in, a state that existing terms like ‘high’ or ‘greening out’ fail to distinguish.”

“No, I’m not confused, it's just that my head just feels tight and heavy. This is that headlock feeling.”
"Smoking that last joint nearly put me in headlock, but I'm fine now."
“Once the edible kicked in, everything went kind of grey, and I slipped into a headlock. Thankfully, I didn’t green out.”

by GoldenBear1715 January 29, 2026

houdini headlock

The Houdini headlock is when your balls deep into a chick and at the last second before u bust a nut you choke her in a headlock and put your dick in her nose and cut all over yelling "HOUDINI" afterwords the cum comes spilling out of the mouth

I just gave this chick the Houdini headlock

by Slapurmum_m8 March 23, 2016

Russian headlock

When a male gets naked & immediately puts you in a full Nelson

Shut up lil bro before I put you in the Russian headlock

by KINGVONFRMDAO August 15, 2022

headless headlock

Term used to describe an unusually large minge also known as a wizards sleeve.

“Crystal has a minge like a headless headlock nearly fell into it.”

by Shanbamthankumam69 September 22, 2022

Arkansas headlock

When a man wraps his legs around his partners head with his penis in his partners mouth

She said she gave a good blowjob, I asked her if she had ever had an Arkansas headlock.

by Skyclimber Knievel September 25, 2022

nordic headlock

A headlock where a taller person utilises their height to press another person’s head into their chest, often used as a demeaning joke

“Did you just see that? he’s short enough to get put into a nordic headlock”

by Eclipsiful August 13, 2023

Monkey in a headlock

Hairy bush

Theresa yelled across the showroom saying, “Haeeey Mark!.” (She was seated at a desk in a skirt with no undergarment)... Mark gazes over but before he can make eye contact, his eyes peer up from the floor but are caught looking her beaver dead in the face, and said “H h heyyy Theresa” (Marks mind was stained forever) ...fast-forward two days..(Mark is in the warehouse talkin’ shop with tha boys) He says to the group, “man I was grabbing some button caps and Theresa calls my name and dammit if I didn’t see her monkey in a headlock!” (Store manager overheard and rather than addressing the matter he instead nailed some plywood to the back of her desk.) conclusion~Monkey sedated; monkey caged.

by Circumcised tortoise December 29, 2018