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national give a jew head day

“babe cmon it’s national give a jew head day
by anonymous April 18, 2022
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15th april: give Matisse head day

The 15th of april is a day when all Matisse' over the world deserve to get head from a girl.
( the spelling of the name is irrelevant, it just has to sound the same)
(girl)friend 1: hey it is give Matisse head day today! I should invite him for head!
15th april: give Matisse head day, is tomorrow. I should prepare myself!
by PatientBonkers April 12, 2021
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dick head of the day

it is the person that makes 2 many dick headed mistakes like trippin n falling
peter is the dick head of the day because he stole a scooter n fell on a curve
by KiDdZERO January 5, 2009
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eat a vsco girl’s head off day

On November 2nd, any human is allowed to go up to a vsco girl,and take a huge bite out of her head! Make sure you let her know that this is for dropping your obnoxious hydroflask on the floor during every single test. You’re welcome. ;)
Today is eat a vsco girl’s head off day
by micky the dog October 24, 2019
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Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day

When two females fuck with big dildos and make there pussy stretch like kangaroo pouches nickname: pouchy pussy a.k.a - PP
This girl was crazy as she fucked non stop with a girl who had a kangaroo face and a 20" dildo 10 inches wide like a telephone pole

Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day
by Really nigga 101 June 3, 2017
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National head day

On May 4th is When you’re king or queen gives you some good head
Man: aye it’s national head day
Girl: I got you hunny * proceeds to suck til cum*
by Capt_Bagger79 May 4, 2022
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National Head Day

Is where a girlfriend or side chick needs to give the sloppiest and the best head he has ever had. This takes place July 13th
Did you hear about national head day? It happens every year on July 13th. I can’t wait until he gets home.
by Bddaddy July 13, 2023
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