Hawley

To flee in abject terror as a result of fucking around then finding out

Senator Josh Hawley was really Hawleying out of the Capitol on January 6.

by TheCelt July 22, 2022

hawleytrot

hawleytrot haw-lee-trot • noun
A medium-pace retreat so as not to betray panic

hawleytrot haw-lee-trot • verb
To run for one's life, but in a nonchalant way

As defined by @KristerJohnson on Twitter

"The Senator fled the Capitol at a hawleytrot"

"He hawleytrotted to safety once the mob began to turn on him"

by xlittlellama July 22, 2022

hawleytrot

haw-lee-trot
A medium-paced retreat so as not to betray panic. To run for one's life, but in a calculated nonchalant way.

Origin: @KristerJohnson citing the security video of Senator Josh Hawley jogging out of the US Capitol on January 6th, 2021.

The Senator from Missouri fled the Capitol at a hawleytrot so as to avoid the violent mob he helped incite.

by Derpitude July 22, 2022

Hawley

A man who tries to appear like a hyper masculine authority but who has mannerisms, tastes, or movements similar to a young girl.

The representative running looked like a 7 year old girl who just saw a pony. What a hawley.

by TheDoctorNik July 22, 2022

Hawleying

to run in a fearful way, at the first sign of danger

"The man who encouraged the rioters was later seen Hawleying away from them."

by ironyguy July 23, 2022

Hawlin' Ass

When you show support for a mob and then you start running away from it.

Look at Josh Hawley, he was hawlin' ass at the capital during January 6th.

by HiThere383329 July 24, 2022

Hawleying

1. Running away like a fucking coward.
2. Hauling ass.

That scumbag republican senator was hawleying awfully fast on January 6th.

by TheLiberalZombie July 26, 2022