I'm not having it

A term used by Brandon Rogers, when something is so annoying you are almost wanting to kill yourself, but don't want to take the risk.

Girl: OMG your girlfriend is cheating on you for that other guy over there!
Boy: I'm not having it

by andremieson October 3, 2016

having kittens

Going postal, stressing out, pissed off.

Fox News Network is having kittens over the Bill O'Reily alledged sexual escapades with his young female subordinate.

by Simon October 15, 2004

having said that

A phrase used to negate something that you just said so that you can then say what you actually think.

Larry: The book looks great, Jason. Having said that, I would consider it more of a pamphlet than a book. It's looking a little thin.

by Brantski November 24, 2009

having said that

A phrase used to completely negate what you said before. It is often used by an individual who is weary of revealing their true feelings on a subject matter.

Jeb: I'm not a racist but having said that I think all non-white people are dumb.

Jeff: So you are saying you are a racist...

Jeb: Yes. Absolutely.

by RedBeard53 November 24, 2009

Having Sex

Doing laundry.

Got so much dirty sex around the house... Gonna be having sex this weekend.

by donnya June 28, 2021

are we having fun yet?

Sarcastic remark used to let somebody know that their promises of fun haven't materialized, and that if this is their idea of fun, then they have a very twisted concept of what "fun" is.

Dad drags his son to a museum, promising that it'll be fun. When they arrive, the son is, unsurprisingly enough, really bored.

Son: (in bored voice) Dad, are we having fun yet?

by Elladan November 12, 2006

Having a Hitler

Masturbating in the shower, from the fact that the arm raised to place a steadying hand on the shower wall resembles a Nazi salute.

Doug's been in the shower a long time; he must be having a Hitler.

by Meistersinger January 21, 2009