rusty humphrey

The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman that has recently defecated and did not wipe.

Dude she made me give her a rusty humphrey when she found out I had sex with her sister.

by ballsmcgee2010 January 4, 2010

Punched Humphrey

When a male and female are having sexual intercourse, and the penis slips out of the vagina and penetrates her asshole, the male's Punched Humphrey (Humphrey is a term for shit).

I was having sex last night and accidentally Punched Humphrey! Needless to say, she was feeling pretty sorry for herself.

by lagr31 July 3, 2022

HUMPHREY'D

To get fall on your face drunk

Getting so hammered that you fall over and don’t have the capacity to put your hands down to save yourself thus mashing your face!

"I went out on the lash last night and got humphrey'd"

by KATYPOPS December 7, 2006

hrumph

(her-rump-f)

the term my girlfriend uses when she is rather annoyed with my statements or decisions. if you hear this you are fucked...

babe you coming over tonight?

nah i think im gonna play some x-box tonight.

HRUMPH!

(no booty for you)

by KPIV April 14, 2012

Harmph

Harmph means sex with the person you are doing it to *note can be used for jokes as well because it is funny to say when no one knwos what it is*

while makeing a pouty mean face and retardedly moveing any of your hands liek a gay cat clawing at things in the air while saying "harm"

by Nicole & Aaron April 5, 2005

cum humphrey

The gargling of jizz immediately following a blowjob over the blowee's dick in a bubbly, spitty manner accompanied by a forceful neigh. (Picture a blower with a mouthful of dick and freshly erupted jizz imitating precisely the sound of an excited horse.)

Dude, my girl cum humphreyed me so loud last night that the neighbors phoned local authorities. I had jizz spattered all over my Tommy Hilfigers.

by P. Sniffer May 8, 2008

Humphrey Bogart

Just as your about to ejaculate during sex you pull your penis out of your partner and you blow your load all over their face while saying, "Here's looking at you kid".

I did a Humphrey Bogart to that chick I slept with last night!!!

by BigDaddyMic September 6, 2012