Dick Hatch

Slang for mouth

Holly: Let's be honest, the Braves are not a good team.

Taylor: Shut your dick hatch, woman!

by Sir Buttons October 31, 2021

cum hatch

1. An opening, usually oval, on a chick through which ejaculate can pass and sperm can be loaded or unloaded.

2. An opening that serves as a doorway for cum.

3. The mouth of a chick.

4. Slang. The throat as used for drinking cum.

1. His usual utterance while cumming was “Down the cum hatch!"

2. "Shut your cum hatch!"

3. (In an Italian accent) Shut up ah yo' cum hatch!

by Mike00987643 April 1, 2008

pudding hatch

The entrance to your ass

Retrofit the pudding hatch with the boink swatter -Bloodhound Gang

by Retrix July 1, 2009

escape hatch

In the context of a blind date, an escape hatch is a pre-arranged call placed by a friend to your cell phone shortly after the start time of the date. If the date is going well, the call can be ignored. If the date is a nightmare so far, you answer, pretend that the caller is informing you of an emergency that requires your presence, then excuse yourself immediately. This allows you to cut the date short without embarrassing either party. The phrase can also refer to the friend who places the call.

You: Hey, I have a date with that guy from nerve.com at 8:00; can you be my escape hatch?
Friend: You want me to call you at 8:30 or 9:00?

by Theodora June 29, 2007

Spam Hatch

Female genitalia

"I saw her spam hatch"

by Darren November 26, 2001

Snatch Hatch

Someone who gets in the way of a female who is trying to get some sexual gratification. Similar to a cock block, but with a female being blocked rather than a male.

I was trying to spit game on Jason tonight but that cunt Suzy stepped in and told him I've got the stank puss. Then she hooked up with him. What a snatch hatch!

by Taeil Kim December 8, 2007

Cack hatch

The cack hatch is one of many alternative and interesting names for the common anus.

"Oh yeah, she loves it up the cack hatch"

by Bl@kes March 17, 2007