slippery harpoon

The sex act of lubbing up the penis and attempting to shove it into any and every orifice of your partner's body.

Jack went nuts at the party and attempted a slippery harpoon on Jane and all her friends.

by Diso Stick 65 April 27, 2010

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Harpoontang

Harpoontang; Verb; Latin in origin;
1) To hunt down the sloppiest, drunkest, and largest fat chick at a bar
2) To meaninglessly stalk a "BBW" in hopes of getting blackmail nudes, or a way to blind ones self.

"Oh DEAR GOD MIKE! I can't believe you tried to harpoontang that chick. I swear to god her rolls were 3 times the size of her tits. How the hell did you get her off her Rascal/other kind of scooter, to do the shagnasty with her?"

by ThoroZaine October 9, 2009

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Harpoon Master

A harpoon master is someone that always pulls whales...

Heard gareth was out on the town last night and got on some whales he's such a harpoon master

by Kristar January 26, 2013

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Harpoon

1. Weapon used for killing whales.

2. Alcoholic beverage made of Gatorade and Captain Morgan's Parrot Bay. The ultimate Drink.

1. Lets harpoon that whale!

2. Wann come to gatorbay and get some harpoons?

by Victor A May 25, 2005

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Colton Harpst

an example of the coolest kid in the fuckin universe: He pisses excellence out his ass: Gods greatest creation, concidered to be the fourth part of the holy trinity; The Father, The Son, The holy spirit, and the Colton Harpst.

That kid acts so tuff he must think hes a Colton Harpst or somethin'.

by J35U5 CH2157 October 30, 2007

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