Hooning

Not as sweet as you might think ...

Damn she really sounds like a Hooning

by Xx_69_Gesseltje_69_xX April 20, 2021

Hooning

to have sex with somebody

I hooned her.
i hooned last night.
Want to hoon?
Had a great night hooning!!

by The Elliots March 4, 2009

Harpooning

Incessantly tickling or poking in order to provoke squirming and giggling. Harpooning usually occurs when it is least expected; while watching a movie, chatting, swimming, making out, or kayaking.

Jack (sneakily): I'm going to harpoon you!
Caitlin (unawares): No! No! No! No harpooning!

by Jorge Patteson November 2, 2010

Harboring A Wookie

Straining on the toilet to release an over-sized piece of crap causing you to exclaim "wraaaaaauuuugh" (meaning "Mommmmy!" in Kashykk-speak); when the offending fecal matter is finally released and inspected before flushing, it is covered in ripped out butt-hairs.

From the WC: "Wraaaaaauuuuuugh!!!!"
Joe: "Hey, is that Bob in there?"
Betsy: "Oh, yeah, sounds like he is Harboring a Wookie again...maybe he needs a laxative?"

by ChewbaccaPooey May 6, 2009

harboring a pearl

when someone is being a big douche, i.e. sand in their vagina

She was bitching at me so bad, I think she was harboring a pearl

by knipper5 March 22, 2010

Harpooning the whale

When a woman masturbates or when a man fingers a woman

Woman 1: I was harpooning the whale as hard as I could last night
Woman 2: I know I heard u

by ass in your face June 7, 2018

Harpooning

The act of penetrating a fish with male genitalia and or toys.

Ethan is harpooning his fish right now! That poor fish.

by Toni SauceTac March 19, 2019