That weird gesture was a dark hark for that kid, but he confessed that he didn't mean anything malicious about it, so it turned out to be innocuous.
by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

by Bush123 December 11, 2017

by hdjksl November 17, 2022

To Hark the Harold is to masturbate with a very dry poinsettia leaf, which may cause extreme discomfort and Ray Charles's eye death type blindness.
Raymond - Dude, I'm so fucking blind!!!
Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.
Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!
Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.
Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!
by itsnotJim December 7, 2010

To have failed as the "fail whale" has.
"Hark... in the distance... the fail whale!"
"dude, you're just harking in the distance all over the place"
"dude, you're just harking in the distance all over the place"
by dannyjeffers October 11, 2008

Oh help its a... Hark.
by VARNSKI107 January 3, 2022

The act of Spanking your monkey after dipping your hand in Cream Cheese Frosting, Then switching to the left hand that's covered in shit from fisting a friend. All the while exclaiming "Im Harking It." or, "I'm Harking it so good right now!"
by anonymous March 31, 2025
