Harvard

Rural town in Massachusetts that has lots of drug problems and has houses that cost way too much. Has a really good soccer team and really good public education. Rivalry with Littleton kids who think they are better, but allied with Ayer-Shirley. Also called “the Vard”. Was on the news because they had school on Christmas Eve and because they had swastikas spray painted on their rock that is next to the school.

Harvard kids: “Get outta the Vard or we’ll key your car”

by soc26 June 23, 2018

Gentleman of Harvard

1) From the film "The Social Network," meaning one does not sully one's esteemed status by stooping to the level of the hoi polloi.

2) Ironic/polite way of saying, "This is beneath me."

Example 1:
Tracy: Beef Jerky?
Tina: Not for a Gentleman of Harvard.
Example 2:

Tracy: Should we sue a squirrely little geek who stole our idea and is worth 25 billion?
Tina: Not for a Gentleman of Harvard.

by bob beeflips October 24, 2010

Harvard Hotdog

Prior to recieving oral pleasures, a member of the male sex draws a pair of studious spectacles, various math equations, and large buck teeth on his Jack Johnson in order to shock the provider of the oral quoitus. Thus, the Harvard Hotdog has been accomplished.

Samuel: Hello there, Charles.

Charles: Hello there, Samuel.

Samuel: So, Charles. May I inquire as to how your evening with Emily went?

Charles: You may, good sir.

Samuel: Very good. How did your evening with Emily go?

Charles: Well, Samuel, I had a bit of fun with her in that regard.

Samuel: How do you mean, sir?

Charles: Well, Samuel, I pulled the old Harvard Hotdog.

Samuel: Very nice old chap!

Charles: Indeed, Samuel! It was the best of times for me. Unfortunately, I cannot say the same about dear Emily.

Samuel: What can one expect? I would be in shock, too, Charles!

Charles: Indeed! Fuck that cunt, Samuel!

by Samuel Bissell March 31, 2009

ms.harvard

a page on instagram with 30k followers ans it’s just rita running her famous spam page while she doesn’t use funwrita to give us threads

she uses ms.harvard but not funwrita :(

by ewsquid March 10, 2020

Harvard on the hill

Typically of a Junior College; specifically of Moorpark College, in Moorpark, CA.

Bobken: So you going to Northridge next year.
Hidalgo: No, I'll probably go to Harvard on the hill.

by Peter April 15, 2004

Harvard of the Southwest

The best school in Arizona, ASU is widely known as the Harvard of the Southwest. Since President Crow has revitalized the academic atmosphere of the prestigious institution, ASU has become a hub for higher learning and education. Although not an Ivy League school, ASU is number one in innovation (ahead of Stanford and MIT) and has division one athletics, attracting the best athletes the US has to offer. In the process of dropping off the 'party school' list, ASU has securely cemented itself at the top of the academic ladder, earning the moniker 'Harvard of the Southwest'.

Student 1: I chose to go to ASU over Harvard- it's cheaper and just as good!
Woah! I didn't know ASU was such a good school- It's like the Harvard of the Southwest!

by yaobitch February 13, 2018

harvard westlake

(Adj.) Used to desribe something that is Harvard- Westlake esque and posh. Normally something like J-brands, Lacoste(something expensive!) And I also want to say that most people think Harvard-Westlake is a place for stuck-up rich white kids who have no idea what th world around them is like. I would like to say that you have no figgin idea what your talking about. You can think what ever the hell you want but seriously maybe you should go to the school before you talk shit about it.

Wow, That shirt was sooo harvard westlake.

by apoob September 30, 2007