Hard Sexual

Someone who is attracted to things that are naturally solid or firm.
I.E: Rocks, Snails Shells, Metal, and Most wood types, etc.
Note: Private parts (Penis) and nipples don't count because they are not naturally solid/firm

Ninja (That fortnite guy): I wanna stick that rock up my ass

JackSepticEye: I support Hard Sexuals / Hard Sexual

by That guy who made hard sexuals November 12, 2018

Hard Swapping

When you trade sexual partners.. as opposed to soft swap where you just watch, or be watched, the other couple having sex. Sometimes soft swap does entail the trading of oral sex between the different couples.

M and L are into Hard Swapping at their swing parties.

by surgiomx March 25, 2009

hard sock

one sock that has so much jizz in it that it has hardend into an uncomftorable sock.

fuck me! this sock that i wore turned into a hard sock!

Y?

Cause i jizz in it sooo much!

by drinkmachine777 June 22, 2009

hard scope

something that a sniper rifle was meant to do

"noob" that noob just hard scoped me he even held his breathe.
"non-noob player" thats what snipers are meant for.

noob" *pissed at real player* well ur a noob too

by Big Ztg June 15, 2010

hard sex

basically sexual intercourse but hard and feels much better than normal sex and is more satisfying

the defined sentence for hard sex isfuck me hard very hard

by rainbowswirly5908 July 8, 2016

hard spot

A persistent, nostalgic sexual feeling about a person you desired in the past. Like a "soft spot," but a horny one.

"I still can't stop thinking about seeing Phoebe Cates naked in Fast Times when I was a kid. I guess I've still got a hard spot for her."

by Adman12 September 12, 2005

Hard Snake

Another term for boner and/or erection

Mark had a Hard Snake after talking to Grace

by ThatOneChick May 26, 2006