hanuka man

a jewish man who, on the first night of hanuka, goes into your home and gives you money, makes you bagels, and does your taxes. ( like santa claus but for jewish children )

joseph : hey ismael what did you get from the hanuka man?

ishmael : oh! some cool stuff like $100, some bagels, and a tax exemption!

joseph : SWEET!

by no one of concern June 22, 2009

Hanamaru

the cutest creature in the fucking universe, it's impossible for one to dislike hanamaru as a character and if you don't then you are not a true believer and you deserve the death penalty

hanamaru kunikida is a character from love live! sunshine!!

Hanamaru: Mirai, zura!

Literally everyone: SHE'S SO FUCKING CUTE

by Effi3 April 18, 2021

Jacob Hanukkah

A hot sexy thot. Sadly a failed abortion

God, you’re such a Jacob Hanukkah

by Skeetskeetbuttcrack123 April 14, 2019

Miracle Of Hanukkah

When passing around a bowl of marijuana, it is rare that only one light will last eight hits. Especially in the holiday season, it is appropriate to title the passing of exactly eight hits as a Miracle of Hanukkah.

Or, Mirahuanukkah.

Woah, that bowl lasted so long! Yeah, it's a Miracle Of Hanukkah...A Mirahuanukkah

by evabevabaltus March 27, 2011

Hanus

Hanus means "beans" in ancient Greek.

- "I'm so hungry, I'd like to eat some hanus."
- "I got you covered, bro."

by jacques626 January 17, 2020

handmaiden

A women who serves the patriarchy; i.e. Cool Girl. Handmaidens either defend, support or claim to love pornography, pedophilia, rape, incest, BDSM, surrogacy, egg donation, transgenderism and prostitution etc. They often deflect arguments against feminists with "but but but... women to it tooooooo". Many handmaidens claim to be (liberal) feminists and will attempt to euphemize and appropriate women's subjugation by rebranding it "empowering" or "feminist", such as "feminist porn" or "sex work empowurrs me rawrz". Supporting the trans lobby, the porn industry is a handmaiden's cause.

This thread is full of libfem handmaidens.

by Xina May 9, 2017

hanukkah bush

a jewish christmas tree.

yo, lets go out and cut us down a hanukkah bush!

by emixzy December 22, 2008