Hauling dicks

When a jackass in a componsator speeds buy with no sight of slowing down.

Holy shit that guy was hauling dicks.

by Graphicfuzionz July 30, 2013

Hanalise

Hanalise is the best friend. Hanalise can be FUNNY. Hanalise can be the bomb of your life (literally). She is the most caring person in the WORLD. I would be an idiot not to be her friend. So would you. We all need a Hanalise in our lives

Friend: So you spell your name H- a-n-a-l-i-s-e

Hanalise: Yes but I can go by Hana
Friend: Do you spell that H-a-n-n-a-h
Hanalise: Nope *sigh* (I hate it when people do this) You spell it H-a-n-a

Friend: Oh so like half of your name

Hanalise: Yup

2 WEEKS LATER
Company manager: We are very proud of you Hanalise we are here to confirm that you have been excepted to be on a billboard poster for advertisement but for this to happen you must except that we put these on it:
-A picture of you
- Your name
-Your phone number
Do you except all of these
Hanalise: Yes

Company manager; well tomorrow you will see it at **** Road
Hanalise: Thank You
THE NEXT DAY

Hanalise: I wonder where it is * GASP* *PUT HAND ON FACE* They spelled my name H-A-N-N-A-H-L-I-S-E
Friend: Well i don't blame 'em

by Adelae September 23, 2018

cooter haulin'

The process whereby a woman uses her vagina to transport items (usually contraband). A female-only alternative to the prison wallet.

Mary: Hey Bob, here's that pot vape pen you wanted.
Bob: Thanks! But how did you get it past customs?
Mary: I did a bit of cooter haulin'.
Bob: (as he gingerly sets the pen down) Ummm, thanks?

by weyus July 26, 2018

Pam-handling

Sponging off your followers by begging for money or free trade services, by making up sob stories about how hard your life is. Meanwhile posting pictures of your expensive house or apartment and all the fun things you're doing.

Did you see Katie online? she was Pam-handling again. She said she over-drafted her bank account and asked her followers to send her money because she wanted to get drunk tonight.

by f-offer July 31, 2023

gipping and handling

Derisive/resentful term which refers to the perceived act of swindling someone out of money through the misuse/abuse of postage-fees as a sneaky way of making excessive profit or otherwise "coming out further ahead" than is fair. Usually accomplished in two "opposite" ways, either by:

(1) a money-hungry mail-order company's charging excessive postage-rates as compared to the company's actual cost to ship merchandise (such as charging s&h merely based on the order's monetary total instead of the actual merchandise-weight, or claiming that the shipping-weight of a few rubber bands or a matchbook-sized pack of film-splicing-tabs has a shipping-weight of one pound, when any blockhead would know that they could just stuff the feather-light items into an ordinary letter-size paper envelope), especially with the bulk-rate/volume-discount postage deals that big corporations typically get from their shipping-services, or
(2) a stingy/disgruntled customer's purposely sending less funds for postage than the company specifies, with the smirky idea that the company will not want to risk offending the customer and causing him to cancel his entire order --- and then probably take his future business elsewhere --- by their whiningly contacting the customer or returning his order to ask for more funds.

The "gipping and handling" strategy can be a highly effective/successful countermeasure to use when ordering from companies that charge exorbitant postage-fees merely in an attempt to make additional "free 'n' clear profit" from unused postage-funds. What you do is draw up a fairly "large" order --- i.e., one that involves maybe fifty bucks or more (either by ordering one or more expensive items or a bulk-purchase of cheaper items, so that it totals a sizable amount), and thus will be sufficiently "tempting" to the company to make them reluctant to risk "losing" the order by upsetting you in any way. Then you just "accidentally on-purpose" neglect to use the company's "official" printed order-form that came with their catalogue --- you instead just use ordinary lined paper of your own to write out the order, and so your order-sheet no longer contains the company's shipping-rates chart, allowing you to simply write in your **own postage amount** after the subtotal! Oh, sure --- the company is probably gonna include a "debit memo" notation at the bottom of your invoice when they ship your order, but that's of no concern of yours at that point, since --- ha ha ha! --- you already have your merchandise, and so you can simply ignore their blubbery request! Awwww.... you greedy fat-cat CEOs didn't get your extra profits from **me**, the way you do from all of your other "sucker" customers --- too bad, so sad!!

by QuacksO November 22, 2017

Ripping and Handling Fee

When passing a vape or smoking apparatus around the crew, rips are allowed to any person handling said vape or apparatus in the process of moving it from one person to another. Said tax is called the ripping and handling fee.

Kelly: Pass me Elizabeth Suorin
Ryan passes Suorin to Henry to hand to Kelly
Henry: I’m gonna take a ripping and handling fee

by huyrealcool November 19, 2019

Dick handling

Being out somewhere you have no business, bullshiting around. Running the streets.

She's out everynight dick handling.

by MN Finest April 3, 2007