one who watches over tards to make sure they don't fuck themselves in the head with other tard's penis'.
by YAAAYYY!!!! July 19, 2004
Get the Tard Handler mug.A dog handler is a human who likes to grip, fondle and then swallow a large juicy sausage vended on the street corners of major US cities. Often, handlers like to enhance the taste of their throat filling meat feasts by spurting sticky yellow mustard up and down their length.
As a demanding Dog handler I must shoot my mustard all over this meaty length. I can't wait to get it down my throat. Goodness, what a hot and delicious whopper it is.
by Anarcho-Capitalist January 27, 2010
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NOUN
1. the killing of a fake handlebar mustachioed-wearing hipster
2. a person who kills a fake handlebar mustachioed-wearing hipster or is responsible for his death; ironic murderer
NOUN
1. the killing of a fake handlebar mustachioed-wearing hipster
2. a person who kills a fake handlebar mustachioed-wearing hipster or is responsible for his death; ironic murderer
When the rage became too unbearable for Zoey, she took Clementine's matching florescent pink faux rabbit hair scarf-and-hat set with its embroidered bright red handlebar mustache and strangled the life out of the Brooklyn hipster with it while making sure the embroidered mustache always remained directly under the beatnik's nose.
This act of handlebaricide was ruled as justifiable homicide by the US Supreme Court.
This act of handlebaricide was ruled as justifiable homicide by the US Supreme Court.
by Tsarstepan January 2, 2013
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Get the dutch handler mug.A type of mustache found on the male gender in which the outer extremities curve upward toward the eyes. Not to be confused with a handlebar, this style emphasizes masculinity over style.
"Your mustache is quite long, you should consider styling mandlebars."
"Those are stylish mandlebars. It's good to see them in style again. Huzzah!"
"He's so full of vit and vigor, he should grow mandlebars."
"Those are stylish mandlebars. It's good to see them in style again. Huzzah!"
"He's so full of vit and vigor, he should grow mandlebars."
by mikeycav October 30, 2009
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by mesmatthews December 16, 2008
Get the Pussy Handler mug.Friends and colleagues of Hollywood who must vigilantly endure his peacock tendencies, including constant preening, self-praise, and leering at women, especially fatties.
Clark: Did you and Tina go out with Hollywood last night?
Duncan: Yeah, we were Hollywood Handlers. You should have seen the tramp stamps stretched across some of those wide-load heffers. Hollywood wanted to keep it on the brown low.
Duncan: Yeah, we were Hollywood Handlers. You should have seen the tramp stamps stretched across some of those wide-load heffers. Hollywood wanted to keep it on the brown low.
by Pale Rider August 2, 2007
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