Cambodian Hankerchief

When the booty-butter leaks out of a small Cambodian boys fat-cack and the pattern that the butter makes resembles a designer scarf most likely made by niggers.

Did you see that kids Cambodian Hankerchief? It was the biggest I have ever seen.

by fat cack April 4, 2013

swedish hankerchief

A sexual act in which the the 'receiver' has their mouth filled with tissue paper/toilet roll and the 'giver' proceed to have anal sex with them.
This culminates in using the stuffed tissue paper to wipe ones-self with.

"I would so give her a Swedish Hankerchief"

by La Magrá May 29, 2007

Hankiest of Handkerchiefs

Meaning 'the best'- The handkerchief that is better than all the rest - usually with a strong attractive pattern / design that makes it the 'Hankiest if Hankerchiefs'

Bob - "Is that blue and burgandy striped handkerchief yours?"
Derek - "Yeah, it's my favourite"
Bob - "Well it sure is a nice looking one"
Derek "It's the Hankiest of Handkerchiefs"

by Hank chief March 15, 2009

Hairkerchief

A doorag with hair sewn onto it, giving the illusion of the wearer having long, luxurious hair when, in reality, they have little or no hair at all. See The Hulkster.

During Brett Michaels operation due to his recent brain hemorrhage, the surgeons were able to save valuable time by merely removing his hairkerchief rather than having to shave his head.

by The Cowboy Squirrel May 18, 2010

irish handkerchiefs

Arms, in one utilitarian aspect; usually one's own.

Given my inordinately runny nose and lack of tissue, I opted to hang snot on my Irish handkerchiefs.

by Jello Gaga January 14, 2008

Handkerchiefing

When 2 gay men masturbabe each other using handkerchiefs (handkerbation), the aim is to fill the handerkerchiefs with hanky cum

"Hey Bob, do you want to go to the movies tonight'?

'Nah - me and Derek are going to be Handkerchiefing"

by Hanky Chiefer October 15, 2008

Handkerchiefing

Verb; Keeping someone handy for your own uses, be it sexual, personal or other, but also keeping the ability to put them away when they aren't useful to you at the moment. A form of emotional abuse. From the word Handkerchief, a piece of fabric carried to blow ones nose when needed and hidden when not.

I thought he was a really nice guy but realized he was just handkerchiefing me while he tried to get back with his ex.

by Nokto November 25, 2024