Hairkerchief 

A doorag with hair sewn onto it, giving the illusion of the wearer having long, luxurious hair when, in reality, they have little or no hair at all. See The Hulkster.

During Brett Michaels operation due to his recent brain hemorrhage, the surgeons were able to save valuable time by merely removing his hairkerchief rather than having to shave his head.

Hairkerchief by The Cowboy Squirrel May 18, 2010

Handkerchief code 

The handkerchief code, also known as hanky code or the bandana code and sometimes even flagging.

Though wearing handkerchiefs goes back to cowboys, however when spoken about the code it usually refers to the code of sexual preferences of the gay or queer community which could be read off of the colour of bandana, originally as a sign for gay men to find out what other want to do ( or not to do ) it has largely become forgotten since its glory days in the 1980's. Depending on which side someone wears the bandana the meaning changes too. The left side often being more dominant than the right.

Guy 1 : * Wears a orange bandana on the left leg *

Guy 2 : * Remembers the handkerchief code*

Handkerchief code by CoasterDisks July 21, 2021

farmers handkerchief 

To plug one nostril and blow snot out the other,without the benefit of kleenex or rag, cleanly clearing the nostril of all nose goblins and mucus.

I didn't have a handkerchief but the farmers handkerchief is always available

farmers handkerchief by rodroddy April 15, 2009

wet cowboy handkerchief 

A sex act named after a life hack cowboys used in the Old West. Cowboys would moisten their handkerchiefs with water, and then tie them around their necks. The moisture would evaporate in the arid clmate, leaving the cowboys cool as a cucumber. The sex act involves one partner urinating on the other, and then cleaning up the mess with a Kleenex. The giving partner then cleans up the mess, plugging the recieving partner's anus with the Kleenex. The Kleenex is left there for "x" amount of days, until the giving partner believes he or she is ready. The giver then removes the Kleenex, leaving the recieving partner's anus a fermented, ammonia-like smell and flavor.

My girl and I were all excited to try the wet cowboy handkerchief, only she kept farted out every piss tissue I shoved up her ass.

wet cowboy handkerchief by salty cracker June 21, 2017

whore's handkerchief 

An alternate term for baby wipes or wet wipes. While they are most commonly associated with diaper-changing, whores' handkerchiefs are also regularly employed by sex professionals (as well as non-pros) of either gender to facilitate a cleansing of the undercarriage prior to engaging in some form of snugglelingus. While very useful in cold weather when it's too chilly to take a shower; whores' handkerchiefs are also a favorite of nasty-ass lazy folks, people on camping trips and water conservationists alike. WH's can also can serve as a fancy substitute for toilet tissue.

female to Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter, Mary Cheney: "My love, I fear that your washrooms' supply of shit tickets has been fully depleted."

Mary Cheney to female: "No sweat baby, I got an unopened stash of whore's handkerchiefs under the sink. Now you run along and make that gash smell like artificial petunias for Mary...and hey, throw one'o them live baby dolphins into the piranha tank on yer way back, awright? They friggin' LOVE those!"

whore's handkerchief by Lârry Dângüs, esq. December 28, 2011

I don't give a dirty handkerchief 

Means the same as, "I don't give a flying fuck", "I don't give a Funyun", "I don't give a rat's patootie", etc.
This is a clean way of saying it -- though that hankie really needs to go in the wash. :-)

WarGrowlmon: What? Beelzemon?

Taomon: What are you doing here?

Rapidmon: Looking to hit us while we’re down, huh? That’s your style right?

Beelzemon: Hey, trash me if you want but I swear I’m here to help.

Rapidmon: Do you even know the meaning of the word?

Beelzemon: I’m on the level fellas, really.

WarGrowlmon growls at him.

Beelzemon: But I don't give a dirty handkerchief if you believe me or not, cause my partners believe in me.

Flashback to Mako giving Impmon his gun.

Mako: You can blast all the bad guys with it.

I don't give a dirty handkerchief by Telephony December 24, 2014

handkerchief head 

An African American or black person who does not identify with black people and identifies with white people for their own personal gain or because they are afraid of them.

Clarence Thomas is a handkerchief head because he is a black person that does not identify with or help black people and only identify or acknowledges white people for their attributes.

handkerchief head by CKCTT June 15, 2011