Pulled Pork Handstand

When you do a handstand and get ate out.

Allison was doing a pulled pork handstand then fell and busted her lip.

by QUAVE August 7, 2009

Booty Poppin' on a handstand

The act of booty clapping while doing a handstand.

Wasting time.

Damn! Girl is booty poppin' on a handstand!

What are you doing? ..just booty poppin' on a handstand..

by B reddy head May 31, 2016

handytarded

Someone who is neither "retarded" nor "handycapped" but somewhere inbetween

Man, John is handytarded
SIR!!, my saxophone is being handytarded

by saxboii April 15, 2010

ass handstand

Before performing the handstand, pull down your pants just below the ass cheeks while attempting to conceal the action with your shirt. Then stand in front of a crowd, or a "target" and get in a handstand with your ass facing them, causing your shirt to fall and reveal your ass. Bonus points if you can pull off and maintain the goat during.

Did you see Jaime's Ass Handstand? It was blinding!

by CubanAso October 12, 2006

handi-tard

someone who is horribly stupid, biased, and shouldn't be allowed to be in charge of anything but their own breathing.

jeff is a handi-tard.

by nikki.a January 22, 2008

handitards

A handi-tard is the combination of handicapped and retarded. My friend accidentlly made up this term when trying to say both words at the same time, and that came out.

When I was at the park, I saw these people in wheel chairs and helmets and instantly I knew that they were handitards.

by Maynard5 May 19, 2006

handstand

The act of doing a handstand with one's hands on the ground and feet on the wall of a public shower in order to clean down below more effectively.

Glen was in the pool and got chlorine all over his body, so he decided to handstand and clean it all off.

by Co-ed gym class December 19, 2008