hamper dive

(n) the act of rummaging through dirty laundry to find something acceptable to wear for the day.

(v) to hamper diver

I haven't done my laundry in two weeks, which means I need to hamper dive for the least smelly clothes.

by thebetterfriend2 August 27, 2016

Hamper-Dingle

Someone who puts clothing in their refrigerator.

My mother is a hamper-dingle. Last night I saw a tank top in the fridge!

by Danidot YT June 11, 2022

hampter bawls

bawls of a hampter

guy: guess what

dude: what
guy: hampter bawls

by mike_oxlong657 August 1, 2023

yamp hamper

A woman who has meaty vagina lips

Hey did you see that girls yamp hamper

ya I'd love too lick that yamp hamper

by dc1178 April 19, 2014

hampered

Getting so drunk that you piss into your hamper then somehow manage to pass out in the piss covered laundry.

Man, I got hampered last night.

Jamie: hey mike, we need to talk. Mr. Boston's Rum should be banned. Every night we drink that shit I wake up with Polaroids of us at Marty's Mexican Joint hampered

Mike: yea. Hahahahahahaha

Jamie: dude! Seriously!! No!! The donkey show is one thing, but getting banged out like a virgin rag doll by Sheila shemale is another! They know me by name at the clinic now.

Mike: yea... I just thought you were into by now

by [Black] July 3, 2014

Hamper

A place to stick dirty laundry.

Billy go put away your clothes into your hamper

by Accuracy is A Lie June 7, 2018

panty hamper

A basket, usually wicker,, used to store panties and other itens to cover the female ringpiece. Some females choose to have 2 hampers. One for clean panties and one for soiled panties.

Melon came home drunk one night and bumped into a basket and knocked it over. The next morning,his sister said " Alan,what were you doing in my panty hamper lastnight?"

by PervyP May 22, 2008