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flappin the crap hamper

The phone rang while I was flappin the crap hamper.
by jack February 8, 2003
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puerto rican hamper

when Tony G tries to see how much of his boyfriends dirty clothes he can stuff into his mouth at once
After my boyfriend mows the lawn, there's nothing like a puerto rican hamper to get into the mood
by scott May 11, 2004
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hampering

sorry for hampering your mood
by donttakemewrong March 13, 2018
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Christmas Hampered

A person or person's who suffered from sexual abuse/harassment
"When you where working at the brothel you got Christmas Hampered a lot"
by Four Square January 16, 2024
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The Hamper Technique

The evasive position for an organisation who's received a complaint.

The purpose of the hamper technique is to deliberately misinterpret a person's complaint in order to avoid acknowledging that something has gone wrong.

(Often used by companies, councils and government departments / services.)
1. I complained to the bicycle company because after I paid, they sent me a bike without peddles. They emailed straight back to say they were investigating my complaint that I had bought a banana from them and didn't like the taste. Two days later I got an "official" closed complaint letter which explained that they did not sell bananas so it they did not hold any responsibility for the taste of bananas. The Hamper Technique in Effect!

2. I contacted my local hospital for a copy of their complaints procedure after they stitched me back up with a pair of scissors left inside my stomach. Three weeks later, I was sent a summary of my complaint which stated that I'd complained about the number of stitches they used. (The Hamper Technique).
by Davina Los-Defino May 5, 2018
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Hot Dogs in a Hamper

I'm going to eat some hot dogs in a hamper for dinner tonight.
by KirbyCat5723 July 23, 2024
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