Harvester Of Sorrow

Probably one of the heaviest numbers known to man. Its about a guy who works a Nine to Five life and then one day snaps and kills every one in his office.

Gee I hope Karen doesnt snap and get all harvester Of Sorrow on my ass one day

by UnforgivenHarvester February 7, 2010

skittles harvest

after eating skittles a bag a day for a week, when a man ejaculates it tastes like skittles and you scream can "taste the rainbow!!!" as he ejaculates.

the skittles harvest commercial with the mom and her son who has a skittles tree as a boner.

by fudgeknockle December 2, 2010

Harvest Time

When its time to smoke an ample amount of cannibus

"yoo is it harvest time yet"

by 1creativemind October 27, 2009

Halvee Handshake

You put your thumb in her ass hole. You twist it around. You put your other 3-7 fingers in her pussy. You pull her back (aggressively) and say “you just got “halvee handshaked”. She says “thank you?”

You’re drunk. You just got back to the airbnb. Ford and kilula are sitting on the couch. She’s coming over soon. You give her a good, deep, aggressive back rub. She goes to “your” room. You start making out. Eventually she says “give me the halvee handshake”. You sit. Think for a while. “It’s time” you say you yourself. You put your thumb in, twist it around, grab her by the pussy, and…. Yeah. It’s never too late to give em the halvee handshake.

Gosh, that girls hot. I’d love to give her the “halvee handshake”

I wish I had a bigger Dick… guess I’ll just give her the “halvee handshake” instead

Omg that dude Connor gave me the gnarliest “halvee handshake” last night… it was ah-maaazzzzing

by Halvee handshake December 21, 2021

Reverse Combine Harvester

A Bristolian sexual act whereby the man is upside-down on his shoulders pushing his erect penis forward so that it is pointing towards the ceiling through his legs.
The female sits in a seated position on the man and leans as far forward as possible creating a kind of circular shape (the harvester).
The man after harvesting for some time then proceeds to push a turd from his anus, the perfect consistency is loose and bitty to mimic the spreading of the seed after the harvest.

ark at eee mind, him an is' missus only gone and dun a reverse combine harvester last night mind.

by TheTractorLover December 10, 2012

Cleveland Harvest

The act of shitting on your partners groin, rubbing it to their pubic hair, then spunking into the field.

Lord Goader opened up his brown eye and released a burly length onto little eugene, ploughed it into his balls and then planted some seeds in the choad valley ready for the cleveland harvest.

by Dave Swooner March 11, 2008

Shaman's Harvest

An epic Rock band concieved in Jefferson City, Missouri. They currently have four albums out, Last Call for Goose Creek (1999), Synergy (2002), March of the Bastards (2006), and Shine (2009). They also have a few singles made for the WWE.

They consist of:
Nathan "Drake" Hunt: Lead Vocals/Keyboard/Acoustic Guitar
Adam Hunt: Lead Guitar/Mandolin/Backing Vocals
Josh Hamler: Rhythm Guitar/Acoustic Guitar/Slide/Backing Vocals
Matt Fisher: Bass/Backing Vocals
Craig Wingate: Drums and Percussion/Backing Vocals

Have you heard of that band Shaman's Harvest? They played one of their songs, Dragonfly on the radio, and it was epic!

by lifeiscrap February 24, 2011