Hal Baker

A man who enjoys a good job as a top celebrity chef, but suffers from poor self masturbation. He usually gains help from a sibling or parent/guardian to finish the process of masturbation for him, up to the point of orgasm.

"He sure is a great cook but I've heard Johnny is a... Hal Baker."

by JackSimmons6754 December 30, 2011

Hal

Most gullible cunt out there

Ethan: "hal you gotta join the call that doesn't exist"
Hal: "but where is it tho, I cant find it"

by GERALDOFFTHEROCK May 22, 2020

Bubbles x Hal

The ship that consists of Bubbles and Hal from the famous game Angry Birds dating eachother.

Person 1: ohh I just love Red x Chuck!!!

Person 2: ehh, that's a good one but I think Bubbles x Hal is better, heh....

by keinemagistra8 July 26, 2024

Aly and hal

the couple thats gonna last forever

guy1; woah that couple looks so happy and they never fight

guy2; yah thats aly and hal

by icycouple April 20, 2021

hal taucci

Guilherme’s wife, pride and joy

“im guilhermes wife”
“YOU ARE NOT HAL TAUCCI!”

by haltoochie April 12, 2022

Hal

A Endearment used during the courtship of Zenyx and (after then ended) was vowed never to be used on anyone else

Thank you for being my Hal.

by Ael :) December 10, 2023

FUNK-A-HAL-LIC

To be addicted to FUNK-A-HAL
Drinks of the FUNK-A-GODS and MUTH3R FUNK3R

"Hi, my name is Jon, and I'm a Funk-A-Hal-Lic..."
"Muth3r Funk3r this is some good Funk-A-Hal!!!"

by Muth3rFunk3r May 28, 2003