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Haley

Haley's are usually short. when they say that they love you, they mean it. Don't play her because she WILL show you how the games played. She has a kind heart and would do just about anything for the ones she Loves. She is an amazing friend. She tries her hardest to keep everyone happy. Haley's also have great bodies, if you found yourself a haley, i advise you to keep her. She'll be a great wife.
me- Omg i found myself a Haley, she's great.
friend-good don't lose her
by nobodyimportant101 October 2, 2017
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Haley

Haley is a wonderful well rounded person. She's a psychotic explosion of happiness and depression with looks that blow u away. She's one of the most beautiful, cute, and sexiest people you will ever meet. She's so random but yet always knows what to say she inconsistent but reliable she's smart and longs for connections that she will never let go. Haley is a wonderful friend and an even better girlfriend who you can talk to for hours about anything. If u ever find and befriend a Haley never let her go because she won't either. Haley is just so close from perfect It's impossible to tell if she isn't. I love Haley 😍
"Wow, she's really a Haley"
by Bmhumphrey1 March 7, 2017
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Haley

A totally freeaaking awesome chick who has the ability to kick peoples' asses, but won't do it unless you try to kick hers. She is the inventor of the usage of the word awesomeness in the Las Vegas area, mostly because she IS awesomeness!
Haley is also capable of finding anything on the internet within 10 minutes, becoming an expert at what she finds, and then teaching you what she just learned in a way that makes sense.
Haley has more common sense than the average human being, and is actually capable of using said common sense... something that makes her seem unhuman (but she's totally humane!)
Haley likes pie, but she doesn't randomly say it. Her random phrase is "I Lost The Game" because she is an avid player of the game!
Haley is on twitter (@leeSmilezz), weebly (leesmilezz is the bit before weebly in the URL) and youtube (iAmAwesome123)
If you know Haley, then totally treat her right, because she would make one fiiiiine girlfriend! She's bi, so girls, you aren't kept out of that bit! She's single, and while she isn't a supermodel, she can tell you why supermodels are suckish girlfriends anyway.
Example 1:
Random Person: Daaaamn isn't that Haley girl fiiiine?
Joseph person in 4th period PE at MHS: She's ugly as hell!
Random Person: I'm talking about her personality, you superficial stupidiot!

Example 2:
Stupid Person: Hey, Joseph, ask that girl out and then tell her it was a joke!
Joseph person in 4th period PE at MHS: Should be fun! She's ugly!
Semi-intelligent person: You guys don't know her. She's in a couple of my classes, and she's smarter than both of you combined!
Joseph person in 4th period PE at MHS: I don't care. I'm an asshole so I am going to pretend I like her.
Semi-intelligent person: Well, gimme my cigarettes back!

(I did say he was a semi-intelligent person... :D )
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Halei

A fizzancy person who is and always will be my best friend. I love ya krackahchild!!
Booyyyy,... that girl is SO Halei!!
by Diamond O'Malley August 7, 2008
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haley

a really funny hunny that a lot of people love. she loves chuncky monkey ULTERIOR MOTIVE ummm and she is amazing. i love her.
Haley is kind of like your mother. You get annoyed with her at first but you miss her when shes gone.
by rachel jaja August 29, 2008
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Haley

One of the nicest people you'll ever meet. It doesn't matter what you put them through, they always forgive. Super pretty, extremely athletic, and very creative. If she's not out with her friends, she is working on some new project in her room. One of the best runners her age. Lots of girls are jealous of her.
"Did you hear about Haley in the track meet yesterday?"
"Yeah, I heard she got a 4 minute mile again!"
by spamcomesinajar August 2, 2012
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Haley

A totally hot girl. I was attracted when I first saw her. She matches everyone's personality and is a queen. She always makes you feel special, but puts herself down. If you're a guy, you've gotta lift her up and tell her how amazing she is. If you're dating her, you got lucky.
Haley is the best girl I've ever dated.
by Will 21 September 6, 2016
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