haggis

a small fury amimal that has shorter leghs on one side than the other so it can round scottish hills bag pipes can be used as bait to capture

chase the haggis the other way it'll fall over

by stuiewaddell November 19, 2007

mariska hargitay

The hot detective in Law and Order: SVU who so totally has to make out with Elliot Stabler. OMG ORGASM IN THE PANTS!

That woman, Mariska Hargitay, is the reason I buy vaseline monthly at the local drug store.

by Natalie Portman February 10, 2005

Haggatroll

A nasty woman who looks like a hag & a troll

Look there's that haggatroll !

by Loopeelala August 18, 2015

haggot

A hairy faggot.

you might just be a haggot!!!

by Sabian June 3, 2004

haggot

Brandon Quessy, or a person not liked by any with a hairy mole and red hair.

That haggot is a firebush.

by Mark March 7, 2004

Haggis Muncher

Noun, A person who consumes a copious amount of haggis, usually scottish.

Have you seen him? Who? Triviaking! Oh yeah, what a haggis muncher.

by I_AM_PIEMAN August 4, 2009

shag the haggis

Scottish slang for playing the bagpipes.

Possible Local Usage: "So there I wiz, chompin doon on ma deep fried mars bar an chips when some tube started shaggin the haggis and pit me right oaf."

Translation: "I was in the process of eating ones supper when a stranger began playing the bagpipes which made me lose my appetite."

Local Usage: "Ho, haggis shagger, gonna play Stairway man? Ho ho..."

Translation: "I say, bagpiper, would you care to attempt to play a tune not written for your instrument and subsequently have a heart attack for the amusement of me and my chums?"

Local Usage: "Jim, shag the haggis for us."

Translation: "James my good man, play the pipes would you."

by Ross Douglas February 29, 2008