A small town in Hampshire County, Massachusetts. Its population was 5,250 in the 2010 census, and it is mostly comprised of farmland. It is known for being the asparagus capital of the world and its produce is served in many Europea restaurants and the Queen’s annual spring feast in England. The town hosts an annual asparagus festival, drawing hundreds or thousands.
It is a generally family-oriented, close-knit society, with one elementary school, one middle/high school, and one public library. Many farms have farm stands driven by the honor system, where people are trusted to pay for what the take.
For entertainment, most go to the Hampshire Mall, which has a movie theater, a rollerskating place, a bowling alley, and arcades.
It is a generally family-oriented, close-knit society, with one elementary school, one middle/high school, and one public library. Many farms have farm stands driven by the honor system, where people are trusted to pay for what the take.
For entertainment, most go to the Hampshire Mall, which has a movie theater, a rollerskating place, a bowling alley, and arcades.
by Stringsauce August 1, 2018

A middle school located in Glen Ellyn, Illinois. It is home to the stupidest people you'll ever dream of meeting. young teen boys that play 20 different sports at the same time that think they're "pro athletes" while also jumping on bandwagons faster than usain bolt running a 100m. 13 year old girls that dress like white suburban moms with leggings, dyed hair, and Starbucks Frappuccino's they buy with their parents money. And the teachers that always get pissed at the students no matter what they say or do. Think of this place as The Arkham Asylum of middle schools.
Person 1: look, it's a kid from Hadley jr High.
Person 2: how do you know they're from Hadley?
Person 1: come on, the kids wearing white Nike sneakers, a Supreme t-shirt, and skinny jeans. Where else would they come from?
Person 2: how do you know they're from Hadley?
Person 1: come on, the kids wearing white Nike sneakers, a Supreme t-shirt, and skinny jeans. Where else would they come from?
by Kaosmaker October 30, 2018

A middle school located in Glen Ellyn Illinois, home of the stuck up tweens and sixth graders who go downtown even in -80 degree weather. Where boys try hard in gym glass and girls wear skinny jeans under their gym shorts. Where the girls invest their parents money for expensive Vera Beadley lanyards to hold their ID's. Also where girls get dress coded for revealing their shoulder, or wearing skirts/shorts/skorts/dresses that rise above the knee. Where relationships last a mere silent two days reaching the point of "I love you". Basically just a hell hole/jail representing the colors black and red with a Wildcat.
Jamie- look at those girls with their UGGs, iPhones, and Frapuccino's. They must go to Hadley Jr High
by Laurencarrot August 18, 2016

a school that smells like shit half the time and has the stupidest cover teachers And fakest people.the teachers tell you to stay at home but when we do they phone home like Dickheads 🙅🏼 ♂️
person 1 : "fam you go to oasis academy hadley?i want to go there!"
person 2:"do you want to walk into a school that stinks like shit and teachers that look like oompah loompahs?"
person 1:....
person 2:"Didn't fucking think so"
person 2:"do you want to walk into a school that stinks like shit and teachers that look like oompah loompahs?"
person 1:....
person 2:"Didn't fucking think so"
by fatuglycunt December 31, 2018

"Hadley Rock City" is a nickname given to Hadley, Massachusetts in the late 2010s. The name is a play on the song "Detroit Rock City" by Kiss. It was initially meant to be sarcastic, considering Hadley is neither a city nor widely recognized for it's rock scene. However, some feel that the name is appropriate due to Hadley's dominance of the underground indie scene in Western Massachusetts.
"Yo lets get a 30 rack of Narragansett and go see Pearl Sugar and Taxidermists at the Asbestos Farm tomorrow! You're gonna lose your mind in Hadley Rock City!!!!"
by db413 February 22, 2025

by anonymous August 2, 2021
