hysterical Bitch

A bitch who is always overly dramatic &/or so crazy that it's funny.

(Typical Conversation)
Boy: Pass the mustard, please?
Girl: ...Why do I have to get it? Why couldn't you ask the person right beside me, huh!? HUH!?
Boy: What?
Girl: I don't like how you talk to me!!! Don't WHAT me! You, mf-er!
Boy: All I said was to pass the MUSTARD, you hysterical bitch!

by King or Queen October 9, 2006

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Hystericalectomy

When something is so frikkin' funny it causes a woman's uterus to fly out of her body.

The conspiracy theory that steam locomotives traveling 50mph would cause a woman's uterus to fly out of her body is the first example of a hystericalectomy.

by jbcoops December 19, 2021

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Hosteria

The panic caused by the news that Hostess has declared bankruptcy, resulting in chaos at grocery and convenience stores in an effort to get the last Twinkie, etc.

The Hosteria at Ralph's was so crazy that I just left without picking up my groceries this weekend.

by whitey809 November 16, 2012

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hysterious

Very funny event, humorous

that is hysterious , you are hysterious

by Dirtyuno October 20, 2006

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Hysterically gimped

when your laughing so hard that you can no longer breathe or move for a couple seconds.

Mike hysterically gimped me when he fell off the ladder

by Hysterically gimped July 21, 2014

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M.S.M.H. (Mainstream Media Hysterics)

Mainstream Media Hysterics is the absolute belief and blind trust people have in Mainstream Media coverage and reporting.

Daniel has a problem in that whatever is so obviously staring him in the face but the mainstream media says otherwise he'd rather trust lies perpetuated by the MSM than his own experience. He's most definitely suffering from M.S.M.H. (Mainstream Media Hysterics). It's really quite sad.

by Za Cosmic Clown June 22, 2022

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