hilf

Homo i'd like to fuck.

That's one hot hilf.

by mr. bart simpson January 13, 2009

HBILF

you have herd of milf well hbilf stands for HERALDIC BEAST ID LIKE TO FUCK. not many will use this term but there are some sick fuks out there

*griffin flies bye*
person:did u just see that HBILF?

me:no.....

by wellaintthatsumshit April 15, 2010

HILF

Hippie i'd fuck the brains outta

Hey dude, but down the bowl and look at this. Thats a HILF if i ever seen one. Chea man. Hey dont bogart the bowl dude

by pinkelbow October 8, 2009

HILF

Hitler id like to fuck

Man check out that on that hilf stache oh and that hair 10/10 would bang

by Henessy33 November 15, 2016

Tommy Hilfiger

A fashion designer who is very rich and apparently crazy. At Rosario Dawson's birthday party he started a fight with Axl Rose for no apparent reason

Axl could've kicked tommy hilfiger's scrawny ass

by jonzo the weasel July 30, 2006

Hilf

Horse Id like (to) fuck. Dang son look at that mustang now that's hilf

Dang son look at that mustang now that's hilf.

by The slag words helper June 8, 2016

hailf

What it is when it is not the houle fing. Like if you haived soumething, but then you didn't haive part of. It. Then you would haive hailf of da old fing, but the houle fing of the sexund fing taht happend. lick i fall down and break nose. I have hailf balance now!

Noxious perfumes: hey, you kick my dog
Meeeena: No I did not
alabaster squandwitch: Did so, but also broke my violschwinn
Meeeena: Ya, now you have hailf violschwinn.
alabaster squandwitch You lick dat, don't u. Idioth.

by Irish Stallion July 29, 2008