1. A wonderfully
crazy little egg-shaped schizophrenic on homestarrunner.com with a morphing bowler hat who's apparently from the southern
United States.
2. Possibly the great uncle of Homestar
Runner.
3. Anyone who makes utterly pointless remarks.
"Daaaaahahahahaha, when can we start the Jeffersons?"
"Carmel
corn for president please!"
"Ahahahahym the human
wedgie!"
"Hey
dude, see that guy over there? That's Nick. Don't even try to talk to him, he's a real Homsar."