Ohio hitch

(n.) In hay farming, when one of the strings around a rectangular bale breaks, a means of fixing it by tying one end of the broken string to the intact string on one end of the bale, running the string along the top of the bale, and tying the other end to the intact string on the other end of the bale.

Hey, that idiot Jason broke a bale. Do you remember how to use the /Ohio Twist?

That's not what it's called, you dunce. It's the Ohio hitch, and you do it by tying one end of the broken string to the intact string along one end of the bale, wrapping the string along the top of the bale, and then, after you compact the bale with your elbows, tying the other end of the string to the intact string on the other side of the bale.

by RamRancher20 August 11, 2023

get hitched

To get married

I never thought you'd get hitched. Who's the lucky lady?

by LadyN April 3, 2017

hitch over

Originated in Downsville, NY
Asking someone to move over

Dude can you hitch over and give me some room

by Kennykenny16 May 9, 2018

Hitch Party

Party thrown to celebrate a divorce. Opposite of a bachelor party.

"Now that he's free, we gotta throw a hitch party"

by Director of Urban Ops September 14, 2010

Hitch-father

secular version of a godfather, who teaches a child not what to think, but how to think.

In Memory of Christopher Hitchens (1949 - 2011)

"His Hitch-father explained that circular reasoning is not evidence for the validity of the Bible."

by theirishfrog December 26, 2011

Hitch Dreyse

Hitch is the one girl from AOT and is Annie Leonhart's girlfriend

"omg Hitch Dreyse is so hot"
"ik right"

by mikasaackermansgfcannon June 20, 2021

hitch hiker

When a girl is on her knees giving a blowjob and she puts her arm between your legs and puts her hand in a hitch hiking position and puts her thumb up your ass.

That girl gave me a hitch hiker, and i got the best of both worlds.

by Matt Gilberg (Dream Team May 13, 2005