A gal, typically promiscuous, who is only interested in you because of your truck. Similar to a buckle bunny, but does not necessarily care about rodeo.
Now that I got my new truck, I got all kinds a hitch hussies trying to get in my pants.
I’m going to the mud bogs to pick up a hitch hussy
I’m going to the mud bogs to pick up a hitch hussy
by AkWildmanH2os May 10, 2023
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"Catching a Hitch-fish is too easy; you just mention the words 'Lucy Letby is guilty' and they're on the hook for days."
by dizzythinks February 5, 2026
Get the Hitch-fish mug.When you dock your lady on the womb snake and run around backwards until you run out of gas.
Or, getting fucked over by someone or something or both throughout your day.
Or, getting fucked over by someone or something or both throughout your day.
Oh man somebody stole your car, you just got the European Trailer hitch!
When I get home I'm gonna give my wife the European Trailer Hitch
When I get home I'm gonna give my wife the European Trailer Hitch
by Raunchy Lou June 29, 2019
Get the European Trailer Hitch mug.This situation in which an individual finds themselves armless and also in desperate need of a lift somewhere. Rather than sticking out their thumb in hopes of getting a car to stop for them, they are left with no choice, due to lack of arms, to expose their rock hard dong out from their fly to simulate the same effect.
Man1: Oh shit I just remembered I'm gonna have to hitch hike to the Vietnam memorial service, but I lost my arms in the war!
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...
by TaintedCheeks November 1, 2021
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by Raider1987 April 6, 2008
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