hilariass

(hi·lar'i·ass)1: a. Of or characterizing something of such extreme hilarity that it jiggles one's ass cheeks from laughing so severely. b. Or such extreme hilarity that people wish to use the term 'laughing their ass off' in short as hilariass.

That joke was so f-ing hilariass!

by Timothy Bucci May 26, 2007

bare hilair

Bare hilair is a word used to describe a funny situation, its usually addressed in a posh voice.

Example...

Have you seen the watch video? it was bare hilair!

I went out last night, pluck was bare hilair!

by barehilair April 16, 2011

hialeah

a city in miami where lots of cubans live...and people from other latin countries

hialeah- agua, fango, y factoria!

by qb wit a booty May 13, 2005

halal

A term used to describe food that is prepared in way considered lawful to Islam and not forbidden by the Qur'an. "Halal" comes from an Arabic word meaning "permissible", as opposed to "haram", meaning unlawful or unpermissible. This word is used by Muslim people and the grocers/markets that appeal to their community.

"Damn, that's the fourth halal street vendor we've seen today! Don't Muslims ever go grocery shopping?"

"Maybe it gets you more money if you wait around the corner from a Mosque, dumbass."

by zebra_b1tch June 12, 2019

Rusty Hidalgo

When a guy gets fucked in the ass by his girlfriend with a dildo, or other long, hard, object and then performs oral sex on the dildo.

Ben likes to receive Rusty Hidalgo's, because he can get pounded in the ass and suck himself off.

by Jorge Luis Villarosa April 23, 2008

Halal It

'Halal it' a phrase playing on the allow/'llow it principle. It can be used as a piss take to muslim friends. Also used in conjunction with other situations where allow would be used.

Mohammed - Bruv mandem got bare issues wiv dem yoots down the road!
Stu - Halal the beef bruvva!
Mohammed - Yeh yeh dont watch!

Stu - Jam your hype blud!
Mohammed - Ill halal it that you called me blud!

Halal the beef as used to offend hindu mates

by jammerofslough April 3, 2011

hilarie burton

A really good looking former VJ who plays Peyton Sawyer on WB's Show. She's like the Marissa of one tree hill. She's really funny and loves taking shots at herself as exhibited in the Tree Hill Season 1 DVD Commentary

Quote
"Barbara Alyn has huge boobs and that's coming from the A-cup"

Hilarie Burton is a hot blonde

by Shakili June 24, 2006