Hide malfunction

when you are using the "Hide" function on one of your boring or annoying friends, but they still appear on your news feed

Lara: he is on my hide list but i still can see his status updates on my news feed
suk: Hide malfunction!

by sabitch February 6, 2010

Hiding hippo

This the act of melting someone's tub of margerine, taking a dump in it then letting it reset in the fridge. They then butter their bread until they meet the hiding hippo

Yo, that Dave is such an asshole
I know Barry, but don't worry I left him a hiding hippo for his troubles

Nice work Andrew!

by Stevo_Brill June 1, 2015

Po-hide

A vibe given off by extremely backwoods people. One step away from banjo playing deliverance hillbillies.

Check out those po-hide people over there. They look like they just crawled out of the hills.

by Theonlyfish August 12, 2020

hide the bone

Hide the penis when a man gets an erection.

I have to hide the bone every time I see that chick.

by Tatabrazilian March 17, 2014

Good Hiding

A beating by your Mother/Father

Wait until your Dad gets home, he’s going to give you a good hiding

by Infidel-81 November 24, 2017

hiding sausages

when this term is applied to someone, it implys that they are a bit of a slut, in that they are good at hiding sausages (cocks) somewhere inside. Tis' a good payout for someones mum.

Peter's mum is good at hiding sausages

by Don Gulliver April 7, 2003

hide the banana

when you a guy puts his cock in a girls vagina

Hey Jess, Me and Nick played hide the banana last night

by missmurder1982 May 24, 2007