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Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger (Emma Watson) is the smartest and prettiest witch of her age. She has two best friends Harry Potter and Ron Weasley. She and Ron got married and had kids together. She is also in Gryffindor at Hogwarts.
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Hermione Granger

When a girl gives a guy Hogwarts.
Man that chick is so nasty, she gave my boy a case of Hermione Granger.
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Hermione Granger

The brightest bitch of her age. The friend of Ron and Harry who is not totally awesome and cannot draw
Harry: Hey guys, guys i got something that'll cheer us all up (singing) Hermione Granger can't draw, Hermione can't draw,
Everyone: Hermione cannot draw, she only reads books and she cannot draw, even if she's reading a how to draw book.
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hermione fucking granger is one of the hottest characters in harry potter. oh to be harry in that one scene in dh1
"hermione fucking granger is so hot"
"ikr so is emma watson"
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The smartest witch of her age. The only one to keep Harry and Ron from not dying. A total milf, and a badass.

She's Hermione Fucking Granger after all
"See look Hermione Granger, told you she was a milf"
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Hermione Move

When you're doing a girl either missionary or doggie and just when you're about to cum you lift her up and scream "IT'S LEVIOSAA, NOT LEVIOSAR" and make her levitate as you cum in her.
"Yesterday i totally Hermione Move'd Alexandra
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Hermione Granger

noun: a witch from the Harry Potter series and possibly the smartest character ever known to the HP universe. Has a thing for elves. Not athletic. Also technically a cougar cuz she married a guy who's a year younger.

verb: to ace an ungodly difficult test.
Friend: yo if I fuck up this calc midterm I'll fail the class.

Me: I'll help you but there's guarantee you'll pull a Hermione Granger on this shit
by BladeOwnsEdward August 19, 2010
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