by bigmandonkeysauce November 22, 2021
Get the SO NOT HALAL MODEmug. (Adj.) Used to describe the magnitude of Halal you've got on a certain day (Halal = Good, in Arabic ) . If you're on a high halalitude, you're super nice to everyone. If you're Halalitude is low, you're being a complete douche to everyone.
1. Why don't you pump up that halal-itude of yours, I cant stand being around your arrogant ass
2. Oh my God bro, that guy is always on high halal-itude ! I WONDER HOW HE DOES IT !?
2. Oh my God bro, that guy is always on high halal-itude ! I WONDER HOW HE DOES IT !?
by Gaurav the Vasnani June 7, 2018
Get the Halal-itudemug. by emna halal April 19, 2022
Get the emna halalmug. When the digits of the number π used in a given calculation to a certain degree of accuracy to produce a product need to be checked and approved by certified Islamist or Mohammedan educators before it could be sold to green customers.
The Taliban warn green publishers that only math titles that have the “halal pi” stamp on them could be used in local universities.
by Fasters February 10, 2022
Get the Halal Pimug. "Mummy this present is not halal"-Timmy
"Shut the fuck up little Timmy"-Mum
"This argument is not Halal."
"Shut the fuck up little Timmy"-Mum
"This argument is not Halal."
by Waterismyfavouritefood September 17, 2020
Get the Not Halalmug. by Halal Bilal January 24, 2018
Get the halal bilalmug. It is when a Muslim man gets a secret wife without the permission of his first wife (In Islam, polygyny is allowed). In moralistic terms, this is considered cheating, but it is considered "permissible" in Islam. Hence, you may cheat without the permission of your first wife, as long as you're doing it the halal way!
Married woman: I just learned that my husband had another wife behind my back for 12 years! I feel so crushed. Was I not enough?
Sister: *sighs* Poor woman, you just caught him halal cheating.
Sister: *sighs* Poor woman, you just caught him halal cheating.
by Your wife's step-bro May 23, 2024
Get the Halal cheatingmug.