SO NOT HALAL MODE

Person that is muslim that eats pork and beef

eating steak?!?!
SO NOT HALAL MODE

by bigmandonkeysauce November 22, 2021

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Halalize

Check to see if a good is suitable for Muslims

Waleed: let me halalize the meat on this pizza

by Couchicle January 25, 2019

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(Adj.) Used to describe the magnitude of Halal you've got on a certain day (Halal = Good, in Arabic ) . If you're on a high halalitude, you're super nice to everyone. If you're Halalitude is low, you're being a complete douche to everyone.

1. Why don't you pump up that halal-itude of yours, I cant stand being around your arrogant ass

2. Oh my God bro, that guy is always on high halal-itude ! I WONDER HOW HE DOES IT !?

by Gaurav the Vasnani June 7, 2018

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Halal

Halal is a golden kid that plays the impossible quiz as if it is not impossible, and serves Jalal as a model. Halal wishes to go back to Canada to make a Halal Youtube Channel and to join OTMUN. He is currently working on girls such as JJ and YR with Falal's support. Halal (and Falal)'s favorite number is 3:51.

Halal and Falal's favorite number is 3:51... Remember that. Also, dont forget to HONOR THE GIFT

by Falal(a.k.a GreenmanEF) June 9, 2018

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Halal marriage

Means you are legally his wife you have to see his face daily, be loyal to him, no men burgers at AM hours. The only benefit is no smelling! ( supposed to be)

I wanted halal marriage for twelve years let’s all laugh together!

by TheBlueLeo April 29, 2019

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