Uptown Gunk

When you go up in the town and accidentally jizz when you see an extremely hot girl

Guy 1: *Sees really hot girls*
Guy 2: (Guy 1) DAMN LOOK AT THOSE REALLY HOT GIRLS!
Guy 1: SHIT UPTOWN GUNK

by GunkerDunker March 05, 2015

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Gamer Gunk

Gamer Gunk is an accumulation of dead skin cells and hand sweat that form on any given controller while gaming for long periods of time. It is a waxy substance that some pro gamers believe actually helps them play better by providing a bit of "grit."

"Mang0 lost the tournament after washing his controller, he didn't have any gamer gunk."

by Voidgames January 02, 2023

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Fish Gunk

A type of fish dish that's well known in the barbarian community. But, if places don't sell it, things can go south very well as this will endue immediate rage and will ruin everything in its vicinity

"Hey sir, may I take your order?"
"Yea! Of course" "Do you guys have Fish Gunk?"
"We do not sell that sir, we don't even know what that is"

"You what?!?!?!?!?!"

basically the waitress died

by R'Fe' July 08, 2021

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Cigarette Gunk

When you’re tripping dick on a dangerous amount of LSD in a tent during a storm and your friend throws a pack of pall malls at your face, resulting in dirty rain water mixed with moist cigarettes, thus creating “cigarette gunk”

“IS THAT??? CIGARETTE GUNK!”

by Wityacandies July 06, 2020

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Genitalflap Gunk

The gunk,dirt,hair and grime found in the flaps, cracks and crevices of the Human testicles.

When I went camping for three days I built up some serious Genitalflap Gunk.

Once me and the mistress where done getting busy I had lots of genitalflap Gunk.

by GoonBrother1&2 November 19, 2022

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