guided masturbation

To have someone tell you what to do when you’re touching yourself. They control your movements and direct you on what exactly to do in order to cum.

Jerry and I were having phone sex and we decided to do guided masturbation on me.

by ribbit January 28, 2019

guinea pig

An animal cute enough to eat, unfortunatly when you do you have no more friend.

DON'T EAT YOUR GUINEA PIG! again

by joe c August 27, 2004

Guile theme

Guile's theme song from the Street Fighter game series. It sounds awesome, and it goes well with everything.

There's a bunch of YouTube videos that proves that the Guile theme really does go with everything.

by xldr July 30, 2010

guinea T

(n) a sleeveless mens undershirt; a wifebeater or muscle T
(From the stereotype that italians wear these shirts; see guinea)

It's hot today; I think I'll just wear my guinea T

by Harold April 19, 2005

Guatemalan Racehorse

The insertion of ones penis into a females rectum without her knowledge or permission. When she begins to buck and attempts to throw the rider he removes a pillow case from a pillow and proceeds to use it as a bridle and ride her like a guatemalan racehorse.

I pulled a Guatemalan Racehorse on her last night so she is still not too happy with me.

by Dr. Fergie Christ January 1, 2011

guinea pig

one of the awesomest pets you can get. there is another definition saying they are brittle creatures because they break themselves on exercise wheels- they arent supposed to use them, dumbass. guinea pigs are related to the capybara, the largest rodent alive. guinea pigs are one of the only rodents that see in color. they are cute and curious. they are NOT stupid like the said dumbass thinks. i love my pigs of guinea. they are also not only owned by 7 yr olds. i know a 20 yr old who has guinea pigs. she loves them to death.

mom, can i have a horsey?
honey, how about a guinea pig?

by qwsedrftgyhujikolp;aqswdefrgty August 4, 2010

The Complete Guide To Everything

Weekly podcast hosted by Tom and his sidekick Tim.

Or if you are Tim: weekly podcast hosted by Tim and his sidekick Tom

Basically, TCGTE is the funniest podcast you will ever hear.

Topics vary from time travel to dating and everything inbetween.

"Tim- Fucking baby boomers!
Tom- ...ok...so anyway, starbucks..."

Listener-Ah The Complete Guide To Everything, legend .

by iheartbabyboomers. jk im tim! November 21, 2010