Guitard

Above and beyond retard.

Man taylor's such a guitard. Gaylor Poulet the ultimate guitard.

by Steppage July 24, 2011

Guitarded

Someone who has no real skill or experience on guitar, yet insists on creating typically unmelodic noise, usually in the form of repeatedly playing the same scale over and over, ad infinitum.

House guest: "What is that noise?"
Host: "Oh. That's my dumb-assed guitarded neighbor with his Fender Strat."

by Soylent Gringo January 29, 2020

Guitard-on

The sexual arousal associated with watching YouTube videos of people playing Guitar Hero incredibly well on Expert level. May lead to guitargasms depending on how hard or fast the player is strumming, activating star power, and excessive use of the whammy bar.

Fuck yeah! I got a total guitard-on watching it. I almost blew a load in my pants by the time it was done....that shit was intense.

by mds1978 February 19, 2011

Guitard

Trent

O man Trent is a really big Guitard

by DickSlapper0627 June 15, 2019

Guitarded

Unable to play guitar; has taken guitar lessons and became a worse player; unable to grasp the concept of playing guitar.

I've taken guitar lessons for years and still can't play. My teacher says I'm guitarded.

by Blues Minor September 4, 2022

Guitarded

Adjective-Extreme beginner level at learning to play a guitar and making no or slow progress.

"When it comes to finger positioning and chord changes in standard tuning, I freely admit that I am severely guitarded!"

by Darebo March 26, 2024

Guitarded

A person who is great at Guitar Hero but cannot acctually play a real guitar.

Joe: "Yes! I got 100% on this song in Guitar Hero!"
Jim: "Sorry what was that? I was trying to play this song on my real guitar."
Joe: "Oh wow, I could never play one of those! Too many colors to press at once!"
Jim: "You are Guitarded."

by ThisNameHasNotBeenTaken October 18, 2010